User:Insertwackynamehere/The Catcher in the Rye Quotes

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  • "The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has - I'm not kidding." (p.7)
  • "What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it." (p.25)
  • "In every school I've gone to, all the athletic bastards stick together." (p.56)
  • "Almost every time somebody gives me a present, it ends up making me sad." (p.67)
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