User:Ingaleis

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well, hello, godtfolk. I'm writing music articles, or so they say.

my writtens so far (No no no): Albarnism Damon Albarn

Å kåtna – å verta kåtare

Å kverrsetja – å beslagleggja

Åremålsdag – fødselsdag

Skalkeherming – parodi

Bustyvel – piggsvin

Brune – verk (frå sår) Skinnvengje – flaggermus

Flogvit- ein som veit mykje, geni

Åtgaum- vekkje merksemd/oppsikt

Kjøt(t)e seg – leggje på seg

Turvande – nødvendig

	I can change the world with African Music. I can turn the colour blue into sound. I can have a band with crazy animated characters. I can kick box. I can turn George Bush into a nice man with mere words. I can actually fly. I can have another previous band with such differing styles for each and every album. I am a pearly queen when I want to be. I can write a gut wrenchingly beautiful broken heart ballad. I laugh in the face of ad hominem attack t shirts. I will try to get into theatre and musicals and I will probably succeed! I am London. I am Mali. I am Music itself. I am Damon. I am All Bran. I will prevail. You will suffer at my musical might and other numerous talents. I am Damon. I am Damon Suzuki. I am good at everything.
—http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/653863, Barry Burns