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The TGV (French: Train des Grandes Vaches; Train of Big Cows) is a network of trains that has revolutionized transportation of cattle within the last 15 years. French people (1/3 of whom are cows) can go from one place to another within Metropolitan France faster than ever before.
Initially, TGV would mean Train à Grande Vitesse (High-Speed Train), but Sonic the Hedgehog beat it easily in a race. The loser of the race was to take on an embarrassing name, so the TGV was renamed to Train des Grandes Vaches.
The TGV was conceptualized back in the 1970's, when the Auvergne region was drowning from an oversupply of cheese. It appeared that the rest of France had already saturated themselves in dairy products, but