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|Нұрсұлтан Әбішұлы Назарба|
|Prime Minister||Karim Masimov|
|Term of office||April 24, 1990–December 21, 2012|
|Preceded by||Bayken Ashimov|
|Succeeded by||Will live forever as a zombie|
|Political party||Communist (until 1990; declared allegiance to Borat)|
|Date of birth||July 6, 1940|
|Place of birth||Chemolgan, Kazakhstan, USSR|
|Date of death||Undead since the dawn of time|
|Place of death||In the middle of nowhere, Kazakhstan|
|First Lady||Сара Алпысқызы Назарбаева|
“Let strength be upon him.”
“I love him!!”
“He certainly has some zest.”
Nursultan Abishuly Nazarbayev (Russian: Нурсултан Абишевич Назарбаев; Kazakh: Нұрсұлтан Әбішұлы Назарба) is the permanent unelected dictator posing as president of the Glorious Republic of Kazakhstan.
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