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Нұрсұлтан Әбішұлы Назарба
Nursultan Nazarbayev 27092007
Political career
Order 1st
Vice President Himself
Prime Minister Karim Masimov
Term of office April 24, 1990–December 21, 2012
Preceded by Bayken Ashimov
Succeeded by Will live forever as a zombie
Political party Communist (until 1990; declared allegiance to Borat)
Personal details
Nationality Kazakh
Date of birth July 6, 1940
Place of birth Chemolgan, Kazakhstan, USSR
Date of death Undead since the dawn of time
Place of death In the middle of nowhere, Kazakhstan
First Lady Сара Алпысқызы Назарбаева

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Nursultan Nazarbayev has served as the President of Kazakhstan since the Fall of the Soviet Union and the nation's independence in 1991.

“Let strength be upon him.”
~ Emperor Hirohito on Nursultan Nazarbayev
“I love him!!”
~ Anna Semenovich on Nursultan Nazarbayev
“He certainly has some zest.”
~ Cthulhu on Nursultan Nazarbayev

Nursultan Abishuly Nazarbayev (Russian: Нурсултан Абишевич Назарбаев; Kazakh: Нұрсұлтан Әбішұлы Назарба) is the permanent unelected dictator posing as president of the Glorious Republic of Kazakhstan.

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Nursultan Nazarbayev was born on July 6, 1940 in Chemolgan, Kazakhstan, USSR.

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