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An imaginary picture of Kolkata
|Motto: We're not Atlantis!|
|Civic anthem: আমার ঘটির বাংলা|
|Settlement Type||City and District|
|Official language(s)||Bengali, English, Hindi, Urdu, Marwari|
|Mayor||Mayor of Kolkata|
|Re-Established||When the wild, hungry bears were banished|
|Re-Re-Established||When the wild, hungry bears were banished...again|
|Hours of Operation||When there are no floods!|
|Population||Upwards of 40 million|
Kolkata or Calcutta (Bengali: ঘটির বাংলা) is the largest city and the capital of the state of West Bengal. It was once the capital of the British East India Company, but due to the Bengalis' overinflated egos, they let it get way over their heads. So the Brits dumped it for Delhi. But Kolkata, however, prevailed into one of the
messiest BEST cities in India!
Not much happened, really. Kolkata was just a swampy mess where Bengalis hung out.