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ImmortalOracle is a user on uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia, of whom little is known other than that:
1) he/she may or may not be certifiably insane
2) he is often on some kind of tangent
3) he knows where you are
4) he's coming for you
5) I know who you are, <insert name here>
|Phylum||no idea whatsoever|
|Genus||I beg your pardon?|
|I Don't Even Know What 'binomial' Means!|
|Secondary armament||obscure movie quotes|
|Mana||that's a kind of bread, right?|
|Weight||100 and something Lb.|
|Special attack||Exodia Obliterate|
|Kill the Bastard|
This wikipedia, now this is Earth. See that insignificant speck of dust on it? That's why you need to clean your glasses. See that one there? That's
|Born||21 Windows minutes, Internet|
|level of hell||Limbo|
|Known disorders||paranoia, autism|
|Main interests||My main interests|
|Notable ideas||heh heh... none.|
|Influenced by||Marik Ishtar|
|Influenced||people that are easy to manipulate.|
|Favorite snack||How would I know?|
|Bounty||3 dollars, 47 cents|
edit Early Life
I was born. I lived. I came, I saw, I conquered. The end.
edit Service in the 3rd world war
I started the Third World War, multiple times. Any objections?
edit Awards and Controversy
I don't remember what I was going to put in this paragraph.
edit Doctor's Analysis
edit Another section
“Yes, yes there is”
“If you're still reading this, good job.”
As of December 21st, 2011, The bounty over ImmortalOracle's head has been removed, due to the target's tendency to claim the said bounty.
edit Diagnosis (another doctor's analysis)
edit Doctor number 2
lazy eye, asperger's, adhd, add, paranoia, possible schizophrenia, dementia, likely kleptomania, hereditary diabetes and lactose intolerance, as well as spontaneous human combustion (of other nearby humans).
edit number three
edit Bored yet?
|il-2||This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay.|
|sc-0||This user does not understand Scrabble and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.|
|sa-N||This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.|
|quo-2||This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Quote.|
| This user enjoys staring at spinning objects.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.|
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|This user is Canadian|
...and stands for truth,
universal health care
and HOCKEY games!
(List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)
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