User:ImmortalOracle

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what, were you expecting a freaking renaissance painting?
Sign1 This user is a mutant.

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Geek This user is a geek.

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Gun This user is the sworn nemesis of <insert name here>.


Autism11 This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)

DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Cannabagreen This user is Canadian
...and mildly smug about it!
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John Doe
SelfPortrait
Scientific classification
Kingdom plant
Phylum no idea whatsoever
Class Yes
Order chinese food
Family annoying
Genus I beg your pardon?
Species Hobbit
Binomial name
I Don't Even Know What 'binomial' Means!
Specifications
Primary armament Invisibility
Secondary armament obscure movie quotes
Power supply Chernobyl
Health insured
Mana that's a kind of bread, right?
Strength 9001
Intelligence Intel Pentium
Weight 100 and something Lb.
Special attack Exodia Obliterate
Conservation status
Kill the Bastard
ImmortalOracle, Bane of Humanity
Wikisplode
This wikipedia, now this is Earth. See that insignificant speck of dust on it? That's why you need to clean your glasses. See that one there? That's me you.
Location Undisclosed
Born 21 Windows minutes, Internet
Died tomorrow
level of hell Limbo
Known disorders paranoia, autism
School online.
Main interests My main interests
Notable ideas heh heh... none.
Influenced by Marik Ishtar
Influenced people that are easy to manipulate.
Favorite snack How would I know?
Bounty 3 dollars, 47 cents
il-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay.
pe-G This user does not speak Plain English and furthermore believes Plain English to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Plain English.
sc-0 This user does not understand Scrabble and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
tx-G This user does not speak Texan and furthermore believes Texan to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Texan.
sa-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Sarcasm.
quo-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Quote.
Boredkid This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
Brain This user's IQ is Over 9000.

TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
sub subliminal!
Bofh This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
n00b This user is a n00b.
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable question mark. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and advises at the question mark.
Nuvola apps important

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Musicalnote

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, this user knows that Major Tom is a junkie.

Howtodostuff

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
50px This user plays the fricking trumpet, and as such looks like a smug asshole and has been extinct since the 1920's, New Orleans..
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