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what, were you expecting a freaking renaissance painting?

ImmortalOracle is a user on uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia, of whom little is known other than that:

1) he/she may or may not be certifiably insane

2) he is often on some kind of tangent

3) he knows where you are

4) he's coming for you

5) I know who you are, <insert name here>

John Doe
Scientific classification
Kingdom plant
Phylum no idea whatsoever
Class Yes
Order chinese food
Family annoying
Genus I beg your pardon?
Species Hobbit
Binomial name
I Don't Even Know What 'binomial' Means!
Primary armament Invisibility
Secondary armament obscure movie quotes
Power supply Chernobyl
Health insured
Mana that's a kind of bread, right?
Strength 9001
Intelligence Intel Pentium
Weight 100 and something Lb.
Special attack Exodia Obliterate
Conservation status
Kill the Bastard
ImmortalOracle, Bane of Humanity
This wikipedia, now this is Earth. See that insignificant speck of dust on it? That's why you need to clean your glasses. See that one there? That's me you.
Location Undisclosed
Born 21 Windows minutes, Internet
Died tomorrow
level of hell Limbo
Known disorders paranoia, autism
School online.
Main interests My main interests
Notable ideas heh heh... none.
Influenced by Marik Ishtar
Influenced people that are easy to manipulate.
Favorite snack How would I know?
Bounty 3 dollars, 47 cents

edit History

edit Early Life

I was born. I lived. I came, I saw, I conquered. The end.

edit Service in the 3rd world war

I started the Third World War, multiple times. Any objections?

edit Awards and Controversy

I don't remember what I was going to put in this paragraph.

edit Doctor's Analysis


Autism11 This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)

edit Another section

Brooklyn Rage

This is me on a good day

Forget the world

Much better. This is me. ish.


Is there any freaking text in here? no?

“Yes, yes there is”
~ anonymous on the picture over there <--

“If you're still reading this, good job.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Miscellaneity

For the sole purpose of proving the above quote to be wrong, i have decided to not place any text in this section.... ahh, shit.

edit Bounty

As of December 21st, 2011, The bounty over ImmortalOracle's head has been removed, due to the target's tendency to claim the said bounty.

edit Diagnosis (another doctor's analysis)

edit Doctor number 2

lazy eye, asperger's, adhd, add, paranoia, possible schizophrenia, dementia, likely kleptomania, hereditary diabetes and lactose intolerance, as well as spontaneous human combustion (of other nearby humans).

edit number three


edit Bored yet?

il-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay.
pe-G This user does not speak Plain English and furthermore believes Plain English to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Plain English.
sc-0 This user does not understand Scrabble and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
tx-G This user does not speak Texan and furthermore believes Texan to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Texan.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
quo-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Quote.
Boredkid This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Brain This user's IQ is Over 9000.

TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
sub subliminal!
Bofh This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
n00b This user is a n00b.
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable DVD. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and argues at the DVD.
Nuvola apps important

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user wants to hurt you just to hear you screaming his/her name.


This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


Sign1 This user is a mutant.

Pages with this template are added to Category:Mutant Wikipedians

Geek This user is a geek.

Pages with this template are added to Category:Geek Uncyclopedians

Gun This user is the sworn nemesis of <insert name here>.

DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Cannabagreen This user is Canadian
...and mildly smug about it!
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