User:Ilostmypie

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17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.

ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.

rn-G This user does not speak redneck and furthermore believes redneck to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of redneck.

sa-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Sarcasm.

lz-0 This user does not understand Lesbian and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

ca-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Canajan, eh?.

il-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Igpay Atinlay.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

fh-E This user only speaks Fuckhead because it was a required course in school.

do-X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers.

gb-L Thith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp.

sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

uk-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Correct English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 3 years, 4 months and 6 days.

n00b This user is a n00b.

This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user has been blocked 2 times.

This user is a spelling Nazi. Beware their grammarsteeq.

This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over. NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).

MEH This user redefines lazy.

This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user is a total UKer and knows how to queue. (British Uncyclopedians)

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.