User:Ice cream mafia/It's Probably Nothing
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What's that? You think you heard a noise? Nah. Your ears were playing tricks on you. Yeah, just ignore it. Go back to what you were doing.
Again? Really? You definitely heard something? Well, there's a hundred things that could have done that. Just because the news said that there's an escaped serial killer running around doesn't mean that he's at your house! God, that's like the plot of a thousand cliche horror movies. And we all know that once it's in a horror movie, it can't happen in real life.
Stop being so paranoid. It's probably nothing.