SARCASM IS POWER. TWO PLUS TWO IS FIVE. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.
Welcome to Ian's user page.
Carley has inspired me, for some awkward reason, to make this stupid user page in February 2006.
edit Not the word of the day!!!
Try to use it in conversation.
Knowledge is power.
Random Babel Shit
|| This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
Ian is Bat Fuck Insane
, and froths at the mouth. Reasoning with Ian will most likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or he'll just eat your liver
This user would like to join the Folding@home
team, but he has things to do with his computer.
This user doesn't give a shit about Oscar Wilde, but thinks his made-up quotes are funny.
|| This user is strange. AGH! GOUGE ME EYES OUT WITH A SPORK!
Did you know...
- ...that although the effects of alternative medicine are difficult to separate from a placebo, dumb hippies are easy to separate from their money?
edit Do you care...
- ...that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
For nonsense related IRC chat, you can visit my chat page
. It's not always up, and it always sucks.