SARCASM IS POWER. TWO PLUS TWO IS FIVE. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.
Welcome to Ian's user page.
Carley has inspired me, for some awkward reason, to make this stupid user page in February 2006.
edit Not the word of the day!!!
Try to use it in conversation.
Knowledge is power.
Random Babel Shit
|| This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
Ian is Bat Fuck Insane
, and froths at the mouth. Reasoning with Ian will most likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or he'll just eat your liver
This user would like to join the Folding@home
team, but he has things to do with his computer.
This user doesn't give a shit about Oscar Wilde, but thinks his made-up quotes are funny.
|| This user is strange. AGH! GOUGE ME EYES OUT WITH A SPORK!
Did you know...
- ...that since haste makes waste, and slow and steady wins the race, it follows that everybody who loses a race must therefore be charged with littering?
edit Do you care...
- ...that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to discard an irrational fear based on a statistic like this one?
For nonsense related IRC chat, you can visit my chat page
. It's not always up, and it always sucks.