User:I am the Supreme Ruler of Reality, kneel before my presence!
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| All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
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| This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader. | |
| Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. | |
| Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. | |
| If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, | |
| but such a menial task is currently outside their job description. |
I AM WATCHING YOU! MUAHAHAHA!
- —I am the Supreme Ruler of Reality, kneel before my presence! 11:25, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE
INSULTING ME! I'M OUTTA HERE!
- —I am the Supreme Ruler of Reality, kneel before my presence! 19:41, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
