User:I Make Your Head Asplode

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I-want-to-believe This user tries to believe it's not butter.
Internet-hate-machine This user is a proud member of the internet hate machine.


253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
DrHouse This user idolises Dr. House

and knows it's not Lupus.

Geek This user is a geek.
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Militant atheist This user is a militant atheist.

Drumkit This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

DreamcastConsole This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
Utorrent logo This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

NVover9000 This user is Over 9000.
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This user is an EDiot
in lulz we trust


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Lotus This user is a reincarnation of {{{1}}}.

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I STEAL YOUR USEBOXES. ATHEIST AND PROUD.


Yikers ceiling cat1

Ceiling cat is watching you read this crap.


Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Don't vote or die!
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter



Coffee sm
This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)



Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!


MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
MagicWand.jpg This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.


Skullnbones

This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own Chosen People.

Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext This user believes that admins are control freaks.


Sign1 This user is a mutant.


Potatohead2 Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?

Starofdavid This user is 50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.



Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


Cowbell2 THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.


You are not Thinkerer This user is NOT Thinkerer

As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.


Hwinkler

This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, 'cos he gave them an F.


Angrybbcreporter YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE INTERVIEW!
This article contains material that may cause you to start screaming.
50px-8-cell.gif This user edits Hypercube and knows that there are exactly 962884857 rooms.


Mwa ha ha ha ha!
This article wants to drink your blood!
Exploding-head This article contains way too much information.
Absorbing all of it may cause one's head to asplode.
You can help Uncyclopedia by adding stuff
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Sniper1 This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again.

Stupid camper.

Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Sign1 This user is a mutant.


Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Cnorris WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
3dspork This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
Oogle
Approved by Oogle.
This page has met the criteria of The Oogle Company.

Be careful, though. Oogle is evil...


Stop hand nuvola alternate
This user has been blocked
2 times.


Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.


my mood ring
Moodring
fearful
uncertain
doubtful
Cowbell2 This article needs more cowbell.

You can help by adding more cowbell.


Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable dog. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and analyzes at the dog.


FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SPARTA!


This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Adult neon This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Ihasashuvel
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.


TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
Brain This user's IQ is decreasing every time you speak.

Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.


No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Bomb Somebody set up us the bomb.
For great justice take off every 'zig'.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Hummingruby This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.


NO This user doesn't care.


Gandalf-sign Apparently, this user got his ass kicked by Mike Tyson and now puts random images wherever he pleases. What a poopy dog.

Kittenhuffing

This user huffs kittens and Catgirls.
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US flag This user is American
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Singing This user's mom told them they could sing so they now contribute to UnTunes.

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Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

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BS This userpage is bullshit.
The Game This user just lost The Game, as did you.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


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Crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:jeffers/userboxes.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Half Jaw This user pwns at Halo 3.
Stig This user is The Stig.
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk or a student.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
OrangeOrange This user likes to eat anything orange.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop
Mindreader8

This user is reading your thoughts!

Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


Euroipods1 This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
typo-P Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220.
Coffee sm
This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
1337 This user is elite.
Xbox2 This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos


LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
Nintendo ds This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
NintendoDS This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

40px-Xbox 360 wireless controller

This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
Wii This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
610px-NGC Gamecube This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
DreamcastConsole This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
Antisensor This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Neo Small This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

British flag This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
(British Uncyclopedians)
Boris johnson mayor of london This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite

Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Agnobox2
This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Taramasalata This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
Cowbell2 THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable dog. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and analyzes at the dog.
253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SPARTA!
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Myfisto This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.


Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
NO This user doesn't care.
Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Afrogoat
This user likes goats.
Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!
Wikipedia-logo This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
FireV2 This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
TableImage.svg This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
Heritage Routemaster This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
               
Panda Mao
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PANDAMONIUM!

Giant panda - Hairless Panda - Uncle Tom's Cabin - Of Pandas and People - Panda Army - Pandaface - Pandasex - Pander - Red Panda - The Great Panda Panda-emic - Sexual Harrassment Panda Bear


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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
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Alanmoore1 This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

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Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

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Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.
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3wisemonkeys This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


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Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
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Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

50px-8-cell.gif This user edits Hypercube and knows that there are exactly 962884857 rooms.


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Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable dog. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and analyzes at the dog.

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Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.

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DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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Zombie man This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.

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Assassin This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

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Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
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Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

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Sign1 This user is a mutant.
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This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

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Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

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Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

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Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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Ihasashuvel
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
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This space for rent.


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Euroipods1 This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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EvilClown This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

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Msyclopaintia This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

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Pi3.14 This user loves pi
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Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
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US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Crystal Clear app kcmdf This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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Eaclogo This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
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Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.

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Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


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Cowbell2 THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.

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1337 This user is elite.
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MEH This user redefines lazy.

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No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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NO This user doesn't care.
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.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Daeh-gnidolpxE

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Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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Sergeant
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.

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User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

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PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.

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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
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600px-Flag of Azerbaijan.svg This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll be fed
the pilaf of doom!

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Belgian Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
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DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and is very opinionated
about snow tires, curling,
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Condor1949 This user is Chilean
and knows who's the owner of Nuts4Nuts
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ColombianFlag This user is Colombian
...and is smuggling cocaine!
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Cuba flag large This user is Cuban,
¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl!
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Cz Flag This user is Czechoslovakian
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Eurotrash This user is Eurotrash and provides a nude cleaning service for 10 Euros.

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Estonian Flag This user is a crazy Estonian
... who will pwn ya all!
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800px-Flag of India svg This user is Indian.
He can only talk in English and C++.
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LeprechaunMoon This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.

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276px-Yorkshire rose.svg This lad is from grim nuoth and prard of it.

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Israeliflag This user Israeli
...Home of some angry Jews
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British flag This user is a total UKer
...jolly good, wot?!
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Vietflag This user is Vietnamese
...and is an unwilling commie!
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...and will someday earn the respect the Aussies stole from them!

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PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.

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This user is from wonderful Poland
...and is out to get your teen daughter!
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Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack This user is fae Bonnie Scotland

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No hammer and sickle This user is an

Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!

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Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
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$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he or she thinks Civilization was created by pagan Greek queers, not desert madmen, fundie!

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Straight This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight

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Prager asets This user suffers from ASETS
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BS This userpage is bullshit.
The Game This user just lost The Game, as did you.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


Ubx-
Crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:jeffers/userboxes.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Half Jaw This user pwns at Halo 3.
Stig This user is The Stig.
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk or a student.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
OrangeOrange This user likes to eat anything orange.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop
Mindreader8

This user is reading your thoughts!

Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


Euroipods1 This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
typo-P Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220.
Coffee sm
This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
1337 This user is elite.
Xbox2 This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos


LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
Nintendo ds This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
NintendoDS This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

40px-Xbox 360 wireless controller

This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
Wii This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
610px-NGC Gamecube This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
DreamcastConsole This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
Antisensor This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Neo Small This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

British flag This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
(British Uncyclopedians)
Boris johnson mayor of london This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite

Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Agnobox2
This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Taramasalata This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
Cowbell2 THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable dog. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and analyzes at the dog.
253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SPARTA!
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Myfisto This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.


Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
NO This user doesn't care.
Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Afrogoat
This user likes goats.
Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!
Wikipedia-logo This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
FireV2 This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
TableImage.svg This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
Heritage Routemaster This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

edit My Babel

Uncyclopedia:Babel
ac-X This user only speaks those African clicky noises enough to seduce native those African clicky noises speakers.
us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sa-P This f****r speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
tx-N This user is a native speaker of Texan.
yt-N This user is a native speaker of ytmnd.
17-L Thith uther thpeakth 1337 with a really thexy lithp.
lz-4 This user speaks Lesbian at a near-native level.
il-E This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school.
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
uk-F This user got an F in Correct English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
bu-L This user may result in jamming speaking Bullet.
typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.

edit My Userboxes

Here is a list of things that I can say about myself so I don't have to write about it later. So here it is:

Eyebeams 248 180 This user is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. Reasoning with him will likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or he'll just eat your liver.
Boredkid This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


Brain This user's IQ is 42.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter


Leftswordguy An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing. His/her ID number in the game is #155031.


Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Ihasashuvel
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.


RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi


C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS.
Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.


MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!


Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.


Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.


IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


Happysatan Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.


Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


NO This user doesn't care.


Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Jihad This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain


Chickenbox2.0 This user raises their own chickenbox.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
The Game This user just lost The Game, as did you.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


Ubx-
Crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:jeffers/userboxes.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Half Jaw This user pwns at Halo 3.
Stig This user is The Stig.
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk or a student.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
OrangeOrange This user likes to eat anything orange.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop
Mindreader8

This user is reading your thoughts!

Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


Euroipods1 This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
typo-P Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220.
Coffee sm
This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
1337 This user is elite.
Xbox2 This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos


LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
Nintendo ds This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
NintendoDS This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

40px-Xbox 360 wireless controller

This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
Wii This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
610px-NGC Gamecube This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
DreamcastConsole This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
Antisensor This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Neo Small This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

British flag This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
(British Uncyclopedians)
Boris johnson mayor of london This user is a Brit and a Johnsonite

Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Agnobox2
This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Taramasalata This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
Cowbell2 THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable dog. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and analyzes at the dog.
253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SPARTA!
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Myfisto This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.


Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
NO This user doesn't care.
Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Afrogoat
This user likes goats.
Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!
Wikipedia-logo This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
FireV2 This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
TableImage.svg This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
Heritage Routemaster This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Paul McCartney This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
JFKennedy This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
Warped baby This user knows Sunny bacon, the youngest Uncyclopedian. Now go shove this userbox up your *BLEEP*.
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
Howtodostuff

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

Fire bible This user believes participation in the smoking of bibles is an excellent activity, and everybody should do it.
Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
NOV This user is a userbox novice.
Bread2 This user is a cereal killer.
OrangeOrange This user likes to eat anything orange.
Bigbroeye Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
IElogo This user just uses "that e browser" that came with his/her computer.
Frosty beverage This user enjoys drinking beer. They may be afflicted with not giving a fuck, and extreme hangovers.


UncyclopediaFireStation This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Fire Department.

Neo Small This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
V This user is a vegetarian, so you should be brandishing a stick of celery at them.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
es-F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).
ca-G This user does not speak Canajan, eh? and furthermore believes Canajan, eh? to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Canajan, eh?.
+

This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.


Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Grue Jammy This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
CtFgr This user likes Capture the flag.


CtFgf This user MADE Capture the flag .


Sad clown
This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
NO This user doesn't care.
Ned Flanders This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

Warn A Brotha This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".


AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Tursiops truncatus head Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
EBG13-A Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13.
253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


Oops no web copy This user does not know how to shot web.
Please help by teaching them.
(List of other users not knowledgeable on this subject)
Head on

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

JapaneseToiletBidet This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
Elmo pissed

This user was brought to you by the letter N and the number 1.

Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SPARTA!
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable dog. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and analyzes at the dog.
Homeless2 This user is homeless.
中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies, the only reason they use it is because they have to.

Nuvola apps important

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


Batman This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...
Purple monkey dishwasher

This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.

Dialog-error

This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

Fibonacci WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
Sunglasses This user is actually not Osama bin dipesh. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.

Taramasalata This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Bofh This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
48px-Face-surprise.svg

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
Mikemyers

This user has tested positive for a mental illness on the Myers-Briggs Test ,not joking.

Gu

This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


Inci This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.
Stop hand nuvola alternate
This user has been blocked
no times.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Ubx-
Crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Hitler.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
Sign1 This user is a mutant.
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

that I can't count+ This user has over that I can't count edits.
Brain This user's IQ is Higher than yours.

Cs-box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.


Pi3.14 This user loves pi
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.


MUN
Member of the Order
Zombie man This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.
Jason vorhees This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.


? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.
Hummingruby This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

Boredkid This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
Bouncywikilogo8
For those obsessed with the so-called experts, I Make Your Head Asplode also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
gb-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish.
gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
fig-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Fight whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
ht-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Cowbell2 THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
Tx25giffA
This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
(List of other anti-Texans)
800px-Flag of India svg This user is Indian.
He can only talk in English and C++.
(List of Indian Uncyclopedians)
$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he or she thinks Civilization was created by pagan Greek queers, not desert madmen, fundie!
Straight This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
Aljolson This user is genetically superior to most users.

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