User:I Like Turtles/Henry Clay
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“It is better to be right than to be president”
“Henry Clay's quote about being president smacks of LOSER”
“Henry Clay is the epitome of feminimity, just like I am the epitome of masculinity”
“Henry Clay makes me look like less of a loser”
edit Born a Loser
Henry Clay was born in 1666 A.D. in the state of Kansas, to two ordinary losers. He was the Speaker of the House for many years. He also formed the "I Hate Andrew Jackson party, better known as the Whig Party.