User:IT'S A LION!
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IT'S A LION! is a part-time denizen of the internet, known for skullduggery, tomfoolery, bigamy and pediaphobia. His username is taken from the Gettysburg Address, in which Abraham Lincoln exclaims, "Four score and seven years ago--Oh, shit! It's a lion! Everybody run!" IT'S A LION! will be appearing this winter in Michael Moore's newest documentary, George W. Bush Is A Total Fucking Moron. He hasn't made any significant contributions, but he wrote 90% of the Narnia article.