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edit This lint I just found on the floor

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lol@randomlycheckinguserpage/whatlinkshereandfindingarticleonHyperVFG --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 17:12, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

  • good --Mn-z 04:09, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

edit Heraclitus

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  • timed out --Mn-z 04:09, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia:How to be stupid and not just funny

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  • Symbol for vote Good too injokey for the main page, but its one of our funnier articles. --Mn-z 16:42, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
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edit Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches

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  • Bad taste. To me, this is a straight article with a couple dirty/offensive words thrown in. WHY??? 04:32, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Bad - Another stupid use of that word. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:18, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
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edit Microsoft_windows_is_GAY

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edit Sonic the Preggo

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  • Symbol for vote fwhore for an article about a pregnant male furry, I think this is pretty good. --Mn-z 16:16, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
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edit HowTo:Make money without getting a job

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edit UnNews:Kenneth Starr vows to investigate Obama sex scandal

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edit User:Staircase/Running a Red Light

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edit Uterus or GTFO!

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edit UnNews:Sub-par apocalypse disappoints many

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  • Fencesitting. I feel like the concept is a little bit murky, somehow. It's not about an apocalypse that didn't happen - it's about an apocalypse that wasn't an apocalypse. That leaves me scratching my head a bit. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:17, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain per Hype. --Mn-z 17:26, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
    • Hm, should I clarify that the apocalypse killed some things, but not all? And then it would be "sub-par"? Staircase CUNt 16:32, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Worst 100 LOL Cats

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  • promoted. --Mn-z 03:55, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

edit BUTT POOP

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  • Symbol for vote Undeletable its a template, and a mentions Oscare Wilde, and pants, and iCarly, and it was seminude lesbians, and its an in-joke, and I once used it to transclude iCarly into RDB's userpage without any negative consequences, and Hyperbole was a contributing writer. --Mn-z 18:27, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. I'ma go up on this. I enjoy BUTT POOP.  !!!! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:51, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Obvious For.  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:24, 23 November 2009
  • Ankh smite Why not? - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 20:44,23November,2009
  • !!!! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:09, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Flour On this, uncy's 5th anniversary, it's mandatory to give all fours a fifths, and graduate them. Butt Poop, you're doing a good job Brownie. Aleister in Chains 5 January, MMX
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  • we need to find someone else to vote on this. --Mn-z 05:45, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
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edit Forum:Article huffing

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  • promoted --Mn-z 16:04, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit Men in Black

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  • Nom & Symbol for vote Good. Too short for VFH, and I don't think it would be better longer. But I liked it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:45, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Good Ah, you must have seen my recent change edits. Disagree, I just came across it myself and thought it would make a very good VFH, but I've got another article in mind to nominate there. If it's nommed it has my vote. Men in Black is, wait. . .just a moment, I forgot. Aleister in Chains 22:50 27 Jan. MMX
  • Good. When I saw it, I didn't expect much, but some of that text was actually damn funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:44, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Jolly Good!--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 01:40, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Good. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:55, 28 January 2010
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edit The Love Page

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  • Good. 'Ello folks. Being, as I am, a regular on this page, I'm sure you won't be surprised to see me here. Anyway, I came across this - it's a lonely little page, but I enjoyed reading it. It's not VFH brilliant, but I think it's good, and so I bring it here for others to see. And now I'm off again. Toodles! --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:54, Jan 14
  • Good. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:06, 19 January 2010
  • Frightening. But good. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:27, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Good All too real. Aleister in Chains 25 Jan. MMX
  • Better. I think this could be VFH. Would it be violating some policy or other if it got nommed for that? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:08, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Doog. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:54, 28 Jan
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edit Why?:Did I shave my pubic hair!

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  • You're not alone, Dexter. I have also been so high that I shaved my entire body.
    Really? I once was so high I shaved your entire body too. (Sorry, couldn't resist obvious joke). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:27, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit Comparative evaluation of the indirect immunoperoxidase test for the serodiagnosis of rickettsial disease

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Comments+5! Yay! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:03, 28 January 2010

edit Fruitopia

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  • Good. An old thing of mine that failed both VFH and VFD. So, I'll accept Uncyclopedia's very own certificate of a happy medium.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 01:57, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Good. The VFD was really uncalled for, though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:34, 27 January 2010
  • Happy medium! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:52, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
  • Tastes Good. I'd vote against because I like Snapple, but the article mentions The Piper on the Gates of Fruit Punch, one of my favorites by Peach Floyd. (Seriously, someone put this up for VFD? Well, some people blank pages too.) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:22, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Hooray for mediocrity! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:50, 28 Jan
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edit User talk:Little Mermaid

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  • Symbol for vote Nom and Good One of the funniest and most touching things I've seen on uncy. Sockpuppet Little Mermaid has long conversations with Rabbi Why, who is doing everything he can to welcome the innocent and charming sock to uncy and let "her" feel welcome here. What a masterpiece, on both sides. I ask the administrators to give amnesty to the sockmaster, who was operating two socks (at a minimum) at the time--both of them (at least two, maybe more) nominated and in the running for NotM! A perfect storm of sockdom. Aleister in Chains 4 January, MMX
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  • Meh. Although it's an excellent example of how to treat a noob, it later turns to drama, and I didn't find it funny... at all, really. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:47, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • No. Encouraging sockpuppeting asshattery is not good or funny. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:54, 28 Jan
  • Nope You're all right, please remove this from the list (or can I just remove it?). I still like the page, and agree that it is a wonderful way to treat a noob, but knowing both points-of-view while reading it is what made it funny for me. Aleister in Wonderland 9:00 28 Jan. MMX
  • Any article that goes to -2 is considered failed and can be moved to the archive. I'd do it myself, but I am very, very lazy. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:16, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
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edit The Lorax

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  • Symbol against vote Against. didn't really find it funny. --Mn-z 06:45, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
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UR A TARD!!!!!1 MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:08, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

  • Timed out only +4 after 6 months. --Mn-z 00:49, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit File talk:Do a jailbait.jpg

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  • Nope. That conversation is amusing but not hilarious. If I'm going to "good" a talk page, it'd better be hilarious. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 07:37, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • LOL. I remember this. Doog Tiems indeed, but still, per Hype. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:53, 28 Jan
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  • Timed out nearly 6 months old. --Mn-z 00:49, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit People Who Like to Fuck Naked

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  • Symbol for vote Self Nom and Good, this will not be featured for oblivious reasons, and needs a walk around the block to get it some exercise. Aleister in Chains 4 Jan. MMX
  • Good. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:07, 19 January 2010
  • Completely Disgusting. This is an absolutely tasteless topic, too tasteless even for Uncyclopedia, and has no redeeming social value whatsoever. I will demand you be severly punished and ostracized for even posting this here. Also do you know someone who likes to do it? (Also thanks for a Clara Bow reference.) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:43, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Though, it's missing a link to something, but I can't quite put my finger on what that may be. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:17, 28 Jan
As long as you agree, consider it linked. Al Chained 9:10 28 Jan. MMX
  • For. Thank god for photoshop. --Matfen 18:48, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Have listed on list of Good articles, but don't know how to archive the nom Aleister in Chains, 17 Feb.
  • Passed and archived --Mn-z 00:49, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Amerigo Vespucci

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edit HowTo:Catch an Atheist

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  • Nom and Good Found this. Apparently failed VFH a few years ago. And there is nothing in the world that I would love more than vote for articles on VFG, but I just couldn't be bothered reading them. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig 17:55, Feb 2, 2010
  • Sure. I remember that one. It's amusing. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:09, February 2, 2010 (UTC
  • Good Held my interest, ate my popcorn. Aleister in Chains 00:56 3 Feb. MMX
  • For. --Matfen 18:48, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Damn Atheists! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:49, 15 February 2010
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  • Have listed with the good articles, but don't know how to archive this listingAleister in Chains Feb. 17
  • passed and archived --Mn-z 00:49, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Fluffy Bunny World

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Voted Good 6-0. Yay.

  • passed --Mn-z 13:10, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit Spleen weasel

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  • I wonder if we could string together several good animal articles and turn that into a feature? --Mn-z 01:59, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Voted Good on March 23rd. Yay, Spleen weasel. Al in Change 23:41 27 3 mmx

edit Talk:Gay Jesus

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  • Symbol for vote Nom and for If I'm going to "good" a talk page it'd better be hilarious said a wise man once. Might have found it, and as I nom it the talk is still ongoing between a good uptight upright Christian and a few defenders of the Uncyclopedia faith. ~ Aleister AIClogo 18:28 22 2 MMX
  • Symbol for vote Pious For. --Matfen 19:05, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Thinmint Minty. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 04:04,19March,2010
  • Symbol for vote Guilty forSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 00:56, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Strengthened my belief in god. --nldr 02:22, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Abstain is what I'm doing on this one. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 07:59, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • 5-0 Good! Al en'chain 2:27 23 3 MMX

edit 1993

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  • Good. --Mn-z 18:13, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Sideboob

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  • Nom and Good I had fun with this one, and it seems good to me. And I'd like to get these couple of things in before VFG assplodes with popularity, which it really should. Aleister in Chains 2:14 18 3 mmx
  • Thinmint Minty. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 04:04,19March,2010
  • Gooey.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  19:03, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. --Matfen 16:19, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. even though you removed the image of that pregnant chick. --Mn-z 18:04, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Good. --Mn-z 18:13, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Kurdish Military Industries

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  • Nom and Good FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 09:30 • Thursday, 18-03-2010
  • Thinmint Minty. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 04:04,19March,2010
  • Good. The part about 9/11 being an unfortunate misunderstanding did really crack me up. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:25, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Appears to have been featured. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:43, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • archived --Mn-z 18:13, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Christian Bale

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  • Symbol for vote Nom and Good A full, funny, and intelligent work (the last counts against it, sorry), I don't know how it failed VFH and maybe should get tossed in that manatee-infested pool again soon. Aleister in Chains 12:49 13 Feb. MMX
  • Symbol for vote good --Mn-z 00:51, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Good. I didn't truly understand much of it (which is why it failed VFH), but I can still see that it's good. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 08:01, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
  • Good.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  19:05, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Good. The guy who wrote this is a legend! --Matfen 16:18, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Good. --Mn-z 18:13, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit 1927

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  • Symbol for vote Good - This has to be the best featured article ever. In anything, it should be featured twice. But not 3 times, because that would be pushing it. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 20:58, Mar. 22, 2010
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  • Wow, that's VFD-worthy, right there. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:03, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • A Spiritual For, since it's been featured it's no longer eligible for "Good", but since it is good, a Catch-a-22. Aleister in Chains 21:09 22 3 mmx
  • Probable INVALID NOM already featured, hence invalid I believe. Since it's Hype page, I'll let make the judgment call. --Mn-z 22:06, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Hype rules that we all make fun of this article in the Comments section. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:34, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Mn-z concurs. This article consists of little more than rabblecruft and random listcruft. If somebody created it now, I would give it an 80% chance of dying from ICU expiration, 15% chance of being QVFD'd/huffed on sight, and a 4.99975% of being VFD'd because it sneaked past ICU. --Mn-z 00:33, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Invalid Nom and no comments making fun of it of over a week. --Mn-z 18:13, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Dennis Kucinich's wife

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  • Symbol for vote Self-nom + Symbol for vote Good In the hopes that Dennis Kucinich's wife will read it, leave Dennis Kucinich's wife's husband, and walk by my side. Al sans chains 16:31 3 5 MMX
  • Super for I didn't know Ally wrote this. It's one of my favorite non-featured articles! —Pelozurian (talk) 22:48, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
  • For Once it's done here, someone needs to remind me to VFH it. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:37, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Good. I grinn'd. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:41, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nice. But what will Dennis Kucinich's wife's husband think?--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 03:41, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
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edit Poop throwing monkeys

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  • not good the concept could be funny, but the execution is lacking somehow. --Mn-z 02:29, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Per Mn-z. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:24, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Sorry - After giving it days of thought, I have to agree with Mnbvcxz. It's missing something I can't put my finger on. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 21:00, Mar. 22, 2010
  • Not very funny Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:17, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Also, category spam is not funny. Try to get the categories down to about 25 or so. --Mn-z 20:41, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote What I'm hearing is that it doesn't have the proper amount of categories. I theorize that if we multiply the current amount by a factor of 2 or Π the hilarity will increase exponentially.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Mar 2010 ~ 03:33 (UTC)

Just counted, and 84 of the categories are directly related to the page. Some of the other categories are jokes (but are meant to be jokes, so all pages entered into them fall into that description). A few of the others don't really fit, and the monkey afficienados will take your advice and remove them. So, bottom line, and with all due respect, this isn't category spamming, it's Poop throwing monkeys!!! Aleister in Chains 3:47 18 3 mmx
Update. This occurred quite awhile ago, and since then the solely "funny" ategories were removed from the page and only relevent categories remained. 88 of them. Aleister sans chains 1:47 7 5 MMX

edit I Was Almost The President: An Autobiography By John McCain

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  • Symbol for vote Good This gem was written about a month ago by An Unemployed Pirate. I lol'd. —Pelozurian (talk) 01:21, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Pacman Hell Yeah. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 02:02,29April,2010
  • Symbol for vote For. Per my hatred of old people. --Matfen 10:43, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. per above. --Mn-z 17:15, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. and Symbol for vote Over the top to Good I was going to come back an vote for this and never did. Better vote before John McCain gets too senile to appreciate that he finally made good. Al des chains 16:34 3 5 MMX
  • VFH! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 16:53, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I agree with Fred, why isn't this on VFH?--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 16:57, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
    • I didn't nom it for VFH because the last two articles I nommed there failed badly. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:31, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
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edit UnNews:Andrew Jackson rises from grave; criticizes government

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  • Meh. I kind of didn't like it very much, at all. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 07:59, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
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edit Orgasm (island)

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  • abstain I think is runs the joke into the ground too much. Or rather, it "breaks the deadpan" early on and then tries to re-establish innuendo. The title gives away what is about too much, which ruins future jokes. --Mn-z 17:58, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Well, that's what the article was called when I rewrote it. What would be a better title, in your opinion? --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 07:24, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

edit Adam and Eve

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edit Voidism

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  • Symbol for vote Good--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:49, May 16
  • Good Even though I've tried to avoid the article it keeps coming back when my mind goes blank. It fills the space in the air itself. It completes nothing, and does it without leaving a trace. Al des chains 14:27 16 5 mmx
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  • Self Nom as suggested by Aleister||
  • Errm... I don't hate it, but it doesn't seem very funny to me. It felt like fiction rather than satire - so I looked it up, and saw that it's intended as a statirical religion - but it was dreamt up by somebody else. Can't really vote for that. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:54, May 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Removed due to featuredity -                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 02:43, Jun 1 2010 UTC

edit Tails the Straight

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  • Symbol for vote Good per vaginal sex in the missionary position between a lawfully married couple being hilarious. --Mn-z 05:01, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Good. Or, at least, not bad. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:36, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Good Straight jokes are the way of the future! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 5:51PM 5/19/10
  • Symbol for vote Good As Mn-z should have said, per Mn-z wrote it and is trying to save its ass on VFD. Al des chains 20:00 22 5 MMX
  • Symbol for vote Splendid. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:19, 22 May 2010
  • Symbol for vote It's more than good... It's great! —Pelozurian (talk) 07:19, 23 May 2010 (UTC)
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