User:Hyperbole
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[edit] Articles I've written
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- A gay retared place
Amanda Steele, Action Cop { 42/50 } Featured 28 February 2009 #2 article of February 2009!
- Autoclave
- Barney Frank { 31.25/50 }
- Boobshake
- Cadaver synod { 28.75/50 }
- Category:My sojourn (with others) Featured 20 January 2009
- Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists { 38.4/50 } Featured 14 October 2008 #3 article of October 2008!
- Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant) { 36.9/50 } Featured 8 January 2009
- Colin Powell { 35/50 } Featured 14 February 2009 #3 article of February 2009!
- Color Me Badd { 40.4/50 } Featured 10 September 2008
- Dear Jenna
- Don't vote for my dog! (with SysRq) { 45/50 }
- Dragon Warrior Featured 8 April 2009 #1 article of April 2009! (tie)
- Fan service Featured 12 July 2009
- Fermented pizza (Microsoft product) { 35.9/50 }
- Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants Featured 30 July 2009
- Heraclitus
- HowTo:Throw a Fireball { 38.8/50 } { 43.5/50 }
- I ate your Haagen-Dazs
- Japanese High Schools { 41/50 } { 47/50 } Featured 13 June 2008
- Pile of Enormous Socks of Genoa { 31/50 }
- Pontius Pilates Featured 22 October 2008 PLS runner-up!
- Prison Break { 42.5/50 } Featured 17 June 2009 #2 article of June 2009! (tie)
- Rock lobster
- Schindler's Listcruft { 43.1/50 } Featured 12 July 2008
- Scrub typhus: the geographic distribution of phenotypic and genotypic variants of Orientia tsutsugamushi Featured 28 April 2009
- Solid Snake { 39.4/50 }
- Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you. { 41.5/50 } Featured 29 July 2008
- That time I accidentally launched a thousand ships with my face during my sojourn in Troy
- The Swedish textile industry is GAY
- Third-wave feminism
- Turing Duck Test { 37.25/50 } { 41.3/50 } Featured 11 June 2008 #2 article of June 2008! #1 ARTICLE OF 2008! (tie)
- UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs Featured 24 June 2009
- UnScripts:X-Men Origins: Wolverine Featured 15 September 2009 #1 article of September 2009!
- Why?:Don't we do it in the road? Featured 25 September 2009 #3 article of September 2009! (tie)
- Why?:Eat your broccoli { 36.3/50 } Featured 17 July 2008
- Why?:Shoot the albatross { 30/50 }
[edit] I have written some silly, silly songs
- UnTunes:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay Featured 19 October 2009
- UnTunes:I Will Hit You With a Stick Nine Times.
- UnTunes:Monkeys and Footballs { 45/50 } Featured 27 July 2008
- UnTunes:Still Hurting Featured 6 July 2009
- UnTunes:We In Da Club
[edit] Also I did some UnNews
- UnNews:Alleged killer says wife ruined his life, bean poem
- UnNews:Analysts predicting a very close race between ketchup and shampoo
- UnNews:Attractive American women unable to stand, speak
- UnNews:Barack Obama stole my bike
- UnNews:CATS returns some of our bases
- UnNews:Chrysler unrolls new line of 2009 Internet memes
- UnNews:Crime committed in Las Vegas
- UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama Featured 9 November 2008
- UnNews:Dow Falls Below 11,000 on Bearish Reports from Drug Dealers
- UnNews:Francis Winkler get some sick
- UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible Featured 1 September 2008 #2 article of September 2008!
- UnNews:Heath Ledger is dead
- UnNews:Joe Biden has too many hats
- UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears Featured 15 September 2008
- UnNews:Local band writes song critical of President Bush
- UnNews:Man forgets 9-11 Featured 12 August 2008
- UnNews:Man wakes up Featured 17 February 2009
- UnNews:Nevada governor actually a teenage girl
- UnNews:Point-Counterpoint:Should American health care reform include a public option?
- UnNews:Presidential candidates devote all remaining funds to one voter Featured 19 October 2008
- UnNews:Roommate fails to return journalist's ice scraper
- UnNews:Sarah Palin's daughter's unborn child is pregnant (rewrite)
- UnNews:Sotomayor clarifies racial remarks
- UnNews:Vampire hunter confused by ancient writings Featured 22 March 2009
[edit] Works in Progress
- User:Hyperbole/Dynasty Warriors 9: Civil Warriors
- User:Hyperbole/Bench press
- User:Hyperbole/Dexter is my favorite show ever!!!
- User:Hyperbole/LL Cool J
- Unification theory - made the mistake of voting Keep on VFD, and now I have to fix it...
- User:Hyperbole/Adam Sandler
- User:Hyperbole/HowTo:Write a Death Cab for Cutie song
- User:Hyperbole/Mind games { 37.5/50 }
- User:Hyperbole/anyhoo
- User:Hyperbole/HowTo:Suck out on the river
- User:Hyperbole/Yahoo! Chat girls
- User:Hyperbole/London Bridge
- User:Hyperbole/Labor Day
- IBM
- McAfee
[edit] Other articles I've significantly contributed to but did not write
- 30 Roc
- Chemicals in a Cigarette
- Chess
- Don't vote for my dog!
- Fuck you
- Listcruft
- Salvia
- The Big Lebowski
- UnNews:Obama is "too X-Treme" says GOP
- Uses for Uncyclopedia
- Wendy Thomas { 29.6/50 }
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