User:Hydromaster

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OMG hi

Why are you reading this? o_O

Unless of course, you're bored

Ok fine stay

But don't touch the cat, he doesn't like guests

or outsiders

or minorities

What? No I'm not racist

ITS THE CAT

Look ok, his parents were albino cats

And well, a brown alley cat attacked him one day

So naturally, he's scared of anything brown

As you can see, nothing here is brown

Well except Uncyclopedia's logo but that's an exception

Anyways, now he thinks that he's a white cat

Even though his parent's parents were like brown cats

So, I guess he's a self-hating brown cat

But he doesn't know that

Cause...you know, he's a white cat

But he's really not

Anyways why don't you just read the articles I wrote and comment on it

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