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This is me. If I can figure out how, will add a list of unpages I have defaced somewhere here. Please feel free to deface or otherwise defecate on my talk page. If one turns up.
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I want to make a button on my keyboard that substitutes "uncyclo" for "en.wiki", for easy, one step fact-checking.
"Scones and Eccles Cakes will be served in the departure lounge"
"I am not a number! I am an actor reading a script!"
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should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.