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Session Start: Fri May 11 22:07:19 2007
Session Ident: #ed

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  • Topic is 'ED is dying. Paypal carasov@yahoo.com or send a check payable to edrama llc to to save the lulz�'
  • Set by Abdul on Fri May 11 04:08:51

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<BURK> the teenage mutant ninja turtles movie (the 1990 one) and the super mario bros movie
<Hrodulf> THe super mario movie blew big time
<p0m> I never saw the suber mario bros one
<BURK> fuck you i loved it
<Hrodulf> I liked it too but the suckage was also mighty
<BURK> nice way to backtrack faggot
<JailBait> I only remember the TV show
<BURK> lol the tv show was hilarious

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<BURK> i remember that and the zelda tv show
<JailBait> I only remember a little, I was too young.
<BURK> same here
<BURK> i couldnt have been older then 4

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<Hrodulf> All I know is I have it on vhs and it would have been better if they worked the plot to be somewhat more like the games.
<BURK> omg and right now im watching something else from my youth
<Hrodulf> The tv show was hilarious
<BURK> LOL hrodulf what plot in the games?
<Hrodulf> He has to save the princess
<BURK> he did
<BURK> didnt you get that?
<BURK> the girl was the princess,
<Hrodulf> I must have forgotten from watching it so long ago
<BURK> and mario and luigi saved her
<JailBait> Lol BURK, that's truth
<BURK> im watching robotech right now
<BURK> for the first time since i was 8-9 in 96 or 97

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<BURK> maybe a little earlier then that
<BURK> back when cartoon network showed it
<tcgiant_> THE PROTOCULTURE

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Session Close: Fri May 11 22:16:36 2007

Session Start: Fri May 11 22:19:34 2007
Session Ident: #ed

  • Now talking in #ed
  • Topic is 'ED is dying. Paypal carasov@yahoo.com or send a check payable to edrama llc to save the lulz�'
  • Set by Abdul on Fri May 11 04:08:51

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<Vivisector> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JVQaAofjSM
<KangaJew>
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/13449338/?qo=28&q=Lemmings&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5 wtf emo lemmings
<Hrodulf> I'm banned from dA. It sucks, my gallery was ok.
<Hrodulf> I'm trying to figure out how to get unbanned.
<Gringors> im trying to figure out how to get unbanned from chacha
<Gringors> i think its just an IP ban but
<Vivisector> Why would you wanna get unb& from DA???
<BURK> hrodulf fail
<BURK> getting banned from DA is win
<Hrodulf> Well, I never really thought about it.
<BURK> i lost my legit gallery for calling the dogmongler a cunt
<BURK> that was pure win
<Vivisector> BURK Korrekt.
<BURK> currently im working on getting my troll accounts banned for harassing realm of the shadows
<Hrodulf> I havn't drawn anything in awhile and I guess I figure having my account fixed might give me more of a reason to draw.
<Hrodulf> I don't know. Maybe that's stupid.
<BURK> link to your account plz
<Hrodulf> hrodulf.deviantart.com
<BURK> bad move
<Nihlidos> The new 12chan is teh win!!!
<Hrodulf> But look here first: code1ne.deviantart.com
<BURK> cause were gonna ruin it
<BURK> nihlidos fail
<Hrodulf> That's fine with me, you can do what you want to it.
<Hrodulf> I'm banned.
<Nihlidos> it has a /copypasta/
<BURK> ya
<Nihlidos> it has a /taboo/
<BURK> and were gonna make sure it stays that way
<Hrodulf> And it wasn't like that link wasn't hard to figure out
<KangaJew> funnily enough, I never got banned from DA
<Nihlidos> BURK have you tried barrel roll?
<Nihlidos> DA?
<KangaJew> despite trolling a tonne of sonictards
<BURK> dude hrodulf you fail at da trolling
<KangaJew> DA = deviantart
<Hrodulf> I don't really mind that much, it's only a website.
<Hrodulf> And I was just upset when I did all that stuff. It's not like I really meant it.
<BURK> calling a user who has never done anything a fgt is gay
<BURK> go after snapesnogger or realm of the shadows or a real faggot
<BURK> god
<BURK> what is with all the fail in here lately
<JailBait> How I suicided with bricks?]
<Nihlidos> 12andunderchan is still a pedofest
<Hrodulf> Also you havn't seen what I did to the lionsgate 3 forum.
<BURK> i think its because we spent a good deal of win on flameviper
<BURK> hrodulf just stop
<Vivisector> JailBait - Tie them to your nutsack, stand on the roof of some building and RELEASE

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<JailBait> Would that be fatal?
<JailBait> I might survive.
<Nihlidos> However, I got at least 50 beastiality pics from /taboo/ on 12chan
<Vivisector> JailBait If you survive that you deserve to live.
<JailBait> Haha
<KangaJew> Nihlidos: what
<Vivisector> Nihlidos Excuse me wtf are you doing?
<whatc> dogs, obviously
<KangaJew> Nihlidos: Do you take the knot?
<Vivisector> Ok I irlol'd at that.
<jiffy> real men take the knot
<Vivisector> jiffy You expect to find real men on the internets? LOL
<Vivisector> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sKnb2KRCuM <-- A real man.
<Nihilanth> sup ladies and faggots
<Gringors> i hate you nihilanth
<KangaJew> Vivisector: loooool
<Nihilanth> I love you gringo
<Nihilanth> <3
<BURK> LOL WATCHOUT HRODULF IS A JEW!!!
<BURK> http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/41322068/?q=by%3Ahrodulf&qh=sort%3Atime+-in%3Ascraps

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<Vivisector> LOL
<Hrodulf> Yeah, I'm a jew, big deal, who cares about all of that ancient shit.
<Vivisector> Oh man.
<Vivisector> Oh man.
<Vivisector> Oh man.
<Vivisector> REAL LIFE JEW ALERT!
<BURK> vivi lawl
<BURK> at that youtube vid
<Vivisector> I can't remember what we rehearsed in this eventuality...
<BURK> OMG NEVER
<BURK> EVER
<BURK> EVER
<BURK> ADMIT TO BEING A JEW
<Gringors> looks like that photo was taken in a concentration camp
<BURK> that is like the biggest nono on the internets
<Hrodulf> lol
<BURK> aside from admitting to being a furry
<Vivisector> BURK What does our training tell us about this situation?
<Vivisector> Loco Mama rules.
<JailBait> You shouldn't have time ti admit you're a Jew because you should be AN HERO already.
<KangaJew> Vivisector: iawtc totally
<Vivisector> KangaJew Wrong.
<Hrodulf> I'm not going to kill myself because you guys know I'm a Jew, duh.
<BURK> loco mama is a milf
<Vivisector> Hrodulf That is not why you should want to kill yourself.
<BURK> id totaly bend her over an oven and bang away
<Hrodulf> Well I don't.
<BURK> hrodulf thats because you are gay
<Hrodulf> lol
<Vivisector> Hrodulf What flavour of Jew are you?
<BURK> yes
<BURK> are you an italian cave jew?
<BURK> do you have stripes?
<BURK> what color is your yamulka?
<Hrodulf> I don't follow the religion.
<Hrodulf> I just try to be an ethical person.
<BURK> we arent talking about the religeon
<Hrodulf> Well, the yamulka is part of the religion
<Hrodulf> No, I don't have stripes, horns, phonographs or anything else interesting
<BURK> so you just have the giant nose
<BURK> what a jip
<Vivisector> Hrodulf What kind of Jew are you???
<Hrodulf> It's not really that big
<Hrodulf> I don't know what you mean by what kind.
<Vivisector> Are you an impostor?
<Gringors> are you an investment banker?
<Vivisector> [03:44:49] <Hrodulf> It's not really that big
<Vivisector> [03:44:49] <Hrodulf> It's not really that big
<Vivisector> I THORT SO
<Hrodulf> I'm an attorney.
<BURK> iawtc
<Vivisector> SUE THAT JEW
<Hrodulf> lol
<JailBait> You cannot win moneys off of a Jew!
<Hrodulf> You guys are pretty funny
<JailBait> They will RUIN you.

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<BURK> truth cause the jew would sue you back
<BURK> omg
<Vivisector> Especially attorney Jews.
<BURK> what would happen
<BURK> if 2 jews sued each other
<BURK> the universe would implode
<Vivisector> COMPLEX
<Vivisector> BURK Holocaust.
<JailBait> Haha
<KangaJew> hrodulf: DO YOU KNOW JEW-JITSU
<Nihilanth> wtf
<Gringors> oh shi
<Nihilanth> I thought if you caught a jew, you got a pot of gold
<BURK> lawl ilu gaiz
<JailBait> JEWBACCA
<Nihilanth> or at least some bonds
<Hrodulf> Haha, I saw that Jew jitsu picture, it was pretty fucking funny
<Nihilanth> Mazeltov-ka
<Vivisector> Nihilanth Where's the Jew-net? WE SHARE GOLDS KK?
<Nihilanth> k
<KangaJew> lolol
<Nihilanth> Just remember, true jewjitsu maters
<Hrodulf> Why is being a Jew such a big deal to you guys anyway?
<Nihilanth> they can sue you before you ever get to them
<Hrodulf> It's a pretty boring and ordinary thing to be
<Nihilanth> and that is IF... �IF� you can withstand media brainwashing
<Vivisector> Hrodulf It's not us you need to consult.
<Nihilanth> and their army of retirees in Florida.
<Vivisector> Hrodulf I mean - DID THE JEWS ASK HITLER THAT?
<BURK> nihilanth ya florida is scary
<Hrodulf> That was just because they were threatened by Jews assimilating
<BURK> its a jewhad waiting to happen
<Nihilanth> I live there.
<Hrodulf> And they reacted pretty badly
<Vivisector> Jews VS Nazi's - <Hrodulf> Why is being a Jew such a big deal to you guys anyway?
<BURK> you know, deep down i wish i was a jew
<Vivisector> Hrodulf So have you ever successfully sued a Jew?
<BURK> it would be nice to be the ruler of the world sometime

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<BURK> but of course being a jew you would never be satisfied
<Hrodulf> We're suing a whole synegauge (sp?) actually
<BURK> LAWL
<Hrodulf> I'm not only a Jew, I'm a Jew that can't spell worth shit
<Vivisector> LOL
<Nihilanth> Synogauge
<BURK> JEWISH CIVIL WAR
<Hrodulf> lol
<Gringors> hahaha
<Nihilanth> OY!
<Vivisector> BURK LOL
<Nihilanth> Hey
<Nihilanth> why do jewish women have such high sex drives
<Nihilanth> if most jews are so ugly
<BURK> JEWHAD IS AFOOT!!!
<Vivisector> Jews VS Synogauge - <BURK> JEWISH CIVIL WAR
<BURK> nihilanth because they must spread the seed

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<Nihilanth> JEWEL COMBAT
<Hrodulf> Is that a joke or a real question?
<BURK> and alas i have helped spread it :/
<BURK> cause half jew women are hot
<BURK> esspecialy if they are german
<Nihilanth> but
<JailBait> Oh wow, that cough was horrendous, felt like my lungs were going to come out
<Nihilanth> Germans HATE their blood mixed up to make jew blood better.
<Nihilanth> :(
<Nihilanth> Why not just go 100% Deutche anyway?
<BURK> nihilanth because 100% you dont get redheads
<KangaJew> JailBait: do you smoke?
<Nihilanth> I AM A RED HEAD
<Nihilanth> YOU STUPID FUCK. >:D
<Vivisector> Hrodulf You saved your internet ass here I believe.
<BURK> nihilanth pix plox
<Nihilanth> rofl you want me to camwhoer.
<JailBait> No
<Nihilanth> <3 u
<JailBait> I don't even drinkl
<Hrodulf> Vivisector What do you mean?
<Nihilanth> IM DRINKINGA PILSNER
<Nihilanth> HA! HA! IILL SAAZ YOUR HOPS
<BURK> anyway back to the jewery at hand
<JailBait> Just a little sick

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<Nihilanth> JEWEL COMBAT
<Nihilanth> FIGHT. Oy.
<Vivisector> Hrodulf Well ordinarily you'd be out of here so fast if people found you to be a REAL Jew.
<BURK> JEW JITSU
<whatc> hay guyz, I just got a dashboard jesus
<BURK> THE RIVAL JEW JITSU SYNAGOGS ARE FIGHTING
<Vivisector> Hrodulf Did Jews AWTC - Confirm/Deny?
<Hrodulf> Vivisector What made the difference?
<BURK> AND MANY A GOY IS CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE
<whatc> you know, the TRUE lord and savior
<Hrodulf> What does AWTC mean?
<Nihilanth> THE IN-JEWING IS GOING TO DESTROY THE LOST TRIBES
<Nihilanth> D:
<Vivisector> Hrodulf AEROPLANE WORLD TRADE CENTRE
<Hrodulf> Jewcat did it
<Nihilanth> There was a star of david on the airplane engine turbine
<Nihilanth> I SAW IT

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<Nihilanth> BUT NO PIXELS
<Hrodulf> He admitted it
<Vivisector> CONFIRM! JEWCAT AWTC!!!!!
<Vivisector> CONFIRM! JEWCAT AWTC!!!!!
<Vivisector> CONFIRM! JEWCAT AWTC!!!!!
<Hrodulf> It was on wikipedia, it must be true
<BURK> CONFIRM JUDEN
<BURK> DAS JUDEN IST VERBOTEN

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<BURK> DEUTCHLAND HEIL!!!
<Nihilanth> needs moar
<Nihilanth> Judentum bestätigen
<JailBait> LOL ZYKLON-B
<KangaJew> god this channel is so racist
<KangaJew> i love it
<BURK> LOL
<Gringors> can you sign in on ED yet?
<JailBait> FACT: Jews are allergic to Zyklon-B
<Vivisector> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBiuXSTDHaU GAY GANGSTA
<BURK> FACT: jews absorb green money
<BURK> and convert it to jg
<BURK> or jewgolds
<Nihilanth> FACT: Jew turds are gold.
<Vivisector> FACT: Jews blame WTCA on Jewcat.
<Hrodulf> Nihilanth Haha I wish
<BURK> poor jewcat :/
<BURK> and his rocket powered yamulka

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<Nihilanth> longjew is OY
<Hrodulf> But he admitted it
<Vivisector> JEWCAT ISN'T EVEN A JEW
<BURK> nihilanth there is no longjew
<BURK> only longjewnose
<whatc> only longcat?
<whatc> Longcat is long.
<BURK> jewnose is loooooooon
<BURK> g
<whatc> haha
<Nihilanth> esonwej is HERE TO STOP THE ZIONIST THREAT
<BURK> hrodulf what is your stance on israel
<Vivisector> Fact: Jews believe Omega-3 is the Jewdemon who cuts foreskin off.
<Hrodulf> I am opposed to israel
<whatc> israel es stato terroristo
<BURK> finnaly a good answer
<Nihilanth> I thought Omega-3 was a fatty acid found in non-kosher fish
<Nihilanth> which results in foreskins falling off.
<Nihilanth> (in about 40% of jews)
<Vivisector> Nihilanth Same diff.
<Nihilanth> so, to be popular, everyone cuts it off.
<Nihilanth> :O
<Hrodulf> I think the UN had no right to restore a country that last existed 5000 years ago or whatever
<BURK> i cut mine off to be HXC
<whatc> I think that was the british
<BURK> ya
<BURK> it was the brits
<BURK> they fuck up everything
<Hrodulf> In fact, I think that if the Jews get a state in the middle east, every religion should
<whatc> I actually get kinda annoyed w/ the whole holocaust thing being remembered for the jews
<Hrodulf> I wrote an article about it on uncyclopedia
<ajt> eppigy:
<Hrodulf> Yeah, lots of other people died also
<BURK> WHAT
<Vivisector> Hrodulf Is it true that in a Jew divorce, the parents often go to court to fight for custody rights of their first-born son's foreskin? CONFIRM/DENY
<Nihilanth> I think everyone who believes in right or rightlyness about a countries existance need to read up on the concept of "might makes right" and EVERY extant nation that exists took it from some that existed before.
<BURK> YOU WRITE FOR UNCYC
<Hrodulf> And Stalin killed more people than Hitler
<BURK> GAIZ
<whatc> because we really got about 6 million more in undesirables
<Hrodulf> Vivisector I don't know
<BURK> TIME TO HOIST UP THE CROSS
<Nihilanth> Thusly, if you have the power to take the land, you own the land, that is the definition of soverignty; ergo, everyone should either stop bitching, or TAKE ISRAEL FROM THE JEWS. THEN THROW THEM DOWN THE WELL.
<whatc> haha
<Nihilanth> Again
<Nihilanth> a) stop bitching b) raise an army and take it c) ??? d) profit
<BURK> hrodulf is a confirmed jew, and, does work for uncyc
<Hrodulf> But that's why 9/11 happened, because the US supported israel
<whatc> more like Britain was trolling the muslims
<Nihilanth> Arabs are too busy going LELELELELLELE to raise a good army, so they crash planes into our buildings.
<Nihilanth> If theyd stop bitching, stop cutting off heads, and put their women to work instead of wearing such expensive black fabric...
<Vivisector> Hrodulf 9/11 happened because Jews were lashing out at America for doing shit all about Hitler and his mates.
<whatc> kekekekeke bomber rush
<Hrodulf> 9/11 was the anniversary of the start of the british mandate in palestine
<Nihilanth> they MIGHT be productive enough to dislodge the Jews from Israel
<BURK> there is but one last solution to the problem
<Nihilanth> THE ARABS ARE UNDERACHIEVERS.
<ajt> AJT IS HERE WHO WANTS GLINE
<Nihilanth> ITS THEIR FAULT.
<Nihilanth> 100%
<BURK> a final solution if you will
<whatc> ok, ok that fabric is cheap as hell
<Hrodulf> Oh, I forgot about Jewcat again
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<Nihilanth> ITS TIME FOR TOUGH LOVE FOR THE ARABS
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<BURK> hrodulf
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<Hrodulf> You can gline me, it's not like this is the only server on the internet
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<ajt> NOMINATE FOR GLINE
<whatc> whatever you say, Israel gets shit done
<Nihilanth> thats what I said

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<Nihilanth> Israel has the power to keep the land it has
<Nihilanth> it is soverign
<Nihilanth> thus, it rightfully owns it
<Nihilanth> Q E D
<whatc> no, israel has jack
<whatc> they just bitch til 'merica deals w/ the arabs
<BURK> nihilanth :o how can you say that?

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Session Close: Fri May 11 23:03:55 2007

Session Start: Fri May 11 23:04:13 2007
Session Ident: #ed

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  • Topic is 'ED is dying. Paypal carasov@yahoo.com or send a check payable to edrama llc to to save the lulz�'
  • Set by Abdul on Fri May 11 04:08:51

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<Nihilanth> :|
<whatc> no, arabs get shit done
<BURK> nihilanth are you male or female

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<BURK> wait
<BURK> omg
<BURK> hrodulf is flameviper

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<ajt> NO WAY
<Hrodulf> No I'm not
<whatc> hezbollah, a bunch of hippies w/ firecrackers, fucked over Israel
<ajt> Hrodulf: are you flameviper
<Hrodulf> That's a different dude
<Vivisector> Hrodulf ARE YOU FLAMEVIPER confirm/deny.
<Hrodulf> Ajt No I'm not flamevaper
<BURK> SAME FUCKING HOST
<ajt> I need a vote on perm gline for he
<ajt> I need a vote on perm gline for he
<ajt> I need a vote on perm gline for he

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<ajt> I need a vote on perm gline for he
<ajt> I need a vote on perm gline for Hrodulf
<ajt> I need a vote on perm gline for Hrodulf
<ajt> I need a vote on perm gline for Hrodulf
<ajt> I need a vote on perm gline for Hrodulf
<ajt> I need a vote on perm gline for Hrodulf

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<ajt> I need a vote on perm gline for Hrodulf
<BURK> AND A CONFIRMED UNCYC JEW
<ajt> I need a vote on perm gline for Hrodulf
<ajt> I need a vote on perm gline for Hrodulf
<ajt> I need a vote on perm gline for Hrodulf
<BURK> VOTE U
<JailBait> VOTE AYE OR NAY
<Vivisector> The similarity in hostname IS TOO SIMILAR
<BURK> AYE
<ajt> AYE OR NEY?
<ajt> ONE
<Vivisector> AYE
<KangaJew> Nihilanth: wb
<ajt> TWO
<Nihilanth> sup.
<subseven> AYE
<KangaJew> AYE
<ajt> THREE
<ajt> FOUR
<Nihilanth> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soverignty fyi.
<whatc> AYE
<JailBait> AYE
<Hrodulf> AYE
<whatc> WIKIPEDIA
<Nihilanth> EVery nation that exists now took its land from someone else. So, either raise an army, or stfu.
<whatc> ULTIMATE AUTHORITY
<Nihilanth> yeah.
<Nihilanth> And its ran by the jews
<Nihilanth> so you know its true
<whatc> no, anything exists exists at the whim of wikipedia

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Session Close: Fri May 11 23:06:12 2007

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