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|Directed by||Andy Dick|
|Written by||Russell T. Davies|
|Starring|| Lance Bass |
|Produced by||The Walt Disney Company|
|Distributed by||The Walt Disney Company|
|Air date||February 30th, 2006|
Gay Pride Musical (also known as High School Musical) is a romantic made-for-TV musical about the gay youth in America, or more precisely, San Francisco, Californa, created and distributed by Disney. It aired on February 30th, 2006 and is rated as the 3rd gayest show on television, being outgayed only by Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and Christopher Lowell Show.
Troy Gayton is an average athlete in such sports as ballet and beach volleyball, only one day to wake up and realize he is gay. He goes to the local gay bar to meet Gabriellin Montez, a dirty wetback, who is in fact a notorious figure in the homosexual scene. They go to a karaoke machine and duet Jolene by the White Stripes, subtlely expressing their affection for each other.
As Troy enters school he is constantly teased for his sexuality, and in order to get accepted he attempts to create a gay pride parade at his school. The students rebel against him and break out in dance and song ridiculing Troy and Gabriellin's sexual preferences. Troy and Gabriellin then find out their school is having a musical, but a lesbian couple (Sharpay Marker and Ryan Seacrest) have already took the parts they desired. After finding out that all the "gay parts" are taken from the musical, they mutiny against the school and have a gay pride parade. Then all of the school admits to be being queer themselves and they have the parade.
edit Song List
|Track Number||Song Name||Sung By|
|1||Start of Something Gay!||Troy and Gabriellin|
|2||Get'cha Cock In The Ass||Troy and the Ballet Dancers|
|3||What I've Been Horny For||Sharpay and Ryan|
|4||What I've Been Horny For (Reprise)||Troy and Gabriellin|
|5||You've Got To Stay Hetero||Everybody, excluding Troy and Gabriellin|
|6||There Was Just Me & You (And The Astroglide Lube)||Gabriellen|
|7||Fap To The Fag||Sharpay and Ryan|
|8||Breaking Free (Out of the Closet)||Troy and Gabriellin|
|9||We're All Queer Together||Everybody|
|N/A||I Can't Get My Love Out Of You||Troy, Gabriellin, Sharpay, and Ryan (bonus track on the soundtrack, not in the musical)|