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Hello, and welcome to the Teabagger Party of Uncyclopedia. We here believe in freedom, democracy, capitalism, freedom, anti-abortionism, freedom, liberty, prosperity, and freedom.

The liberals have taken control of Uncyclopedia. Uncyclopedia, to the chagrin of many, recently voted in ChiefjusticeDS to power in the VFS. Unlike ChiefjusticeDS and his cronies, the Teabagger's Party is willing to distort the facts to fit our beliefs, and we stand against the social injustices posed by this socialist regime. The Teabagger Party's skepticism, criticisms, and fallacious claims may shock and surprise you.

Here are some of the things we know about ChiefjusticeDS.
  1. He is probably not a sandwich. How can somebody who is probably not a sandwich be voted into power on the VFS?
  2. ChiefjusticeDS wields a socialist agenda which he wants to impose on you, your children, your children's children, and the dead babies he supports killing as he is an abortionist.
  3. ChiefjusticeDS claims to be born in the United States, but one look at his birth certificate shows that he was born on an airplane while flying over the country of Kenya.
  4. He is a dirty Muslim.
  5. He wants to propose a tax increase on the Uncyclopedia middle class to fund his admin takeover of the VFH.
  6. He wants to kill your grandma.
  7. He is a dirty Muslim.
  8. He never served as poopsmith. How could we elect such an inexperienced individual to power?
  9. He hates Uncyclopedia.
  10. He was sworn into office on the Koran instead of the HTBFANJS!
  11. He is a dirty Muslim.

THIS IS A PETITION OF OUR MEMBERS. PLEASE SIGN BELOW TO SEND A MESSAGE TO THE CABAL (of which none exists)
Sanriot

Our recent protest outside of ChiefjusticeDS' place of residence.

  1. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:38 Mar 31 2010
  2. Huzzah! Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01 Apr 2010 ~ 00:41 (UTC) *
  3. Down with the Socialists! —Pelozurian (talk) 23:08, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
  4. I'm worried about the children. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 20:10, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
  5. I'm worried about the ferrets. Love, Ethine sig 
  6. Star Trek --- Ironfist IronFist Talk to me 08:52, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
  7. I would like to rape his family :) --*FBK* 17:01, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
  8. I'll join as long as I become vice president. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 21:27, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Squash Communism!! Now I can has cookie I was promised if I joined de dark side? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:30, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

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