This is the Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian. This page is an essential guide for the unacquainted wishing to become
non-banned valuable members of our demented, fundamentalist, cult delightfully sane community.
edit Seriously, what the hell is this place?
Its pretty obvious that we are a parody of wikipedia. We parody wikipedia. We even parody minorities, the famous and other stuff no one else ever does.
edit How do I be funny?
Good writing is subjective, but boy are there some basic rules of thumb. Read these packages and put time into it and you won't suck.
edit How do I be stylish?
Learning the code here is easy, making an awesome looking article is less easy. Images, headers, text, links and tricks and stuff. No article will be loved without it.
edit Where is stuff I want to find?
Tired of writing? Don't want to write? Feel like making this place less sucky? There's a lot of other stuff to try not sucking at.
edit How do I make people like me?
Writing good stuff and being civil will make you a star. Ignoring advice, comments and reverts and being a prima dona will make you crash and burn. Sort of like Challenger did.