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I just realized my userpage was terribly unfriendly and had no small-talk here up top to keep your interest. So I felt I would add some.
I was born on a Christmas day, when the New York Times said God is dead. It's been all downhill since. I write articles (mighty fine articles, if I do say so myself), when I'm not stricken with writer's bloc. I hate ghosts. I have no interests. I'm a non-person. I'm also an asshole. Sorry.
I'm not really sorry, by the way.
I'm not really an asshole either.