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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Inci This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.
Wikipedia-logo This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
Clock This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
2015 years,  1 month and 10 days.

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es-N This user is a native speaker of Español.
en-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.
cs-0 This user does not understand Czech and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
da-0 This user does not understand Danish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
do-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Dolphin whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
du-X This user only speaks Dumbass enough to seduce native Dumbass speakers.
et-0 This user does not understand Estonian and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fh-G This user does not speak Fuckhead and furthermore believes Fuckhead to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fuckhead.
it-0 This user does not understand Italian and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

Stupid Enough

JFKennedy This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
Bigbroeye Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
Paul McCartney This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
Warn A Brotha This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
Hummingruby This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

Pegasus small This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small


This user be getting drunk on his booty..

TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

Yellow naped amazon parrot left side This user bought a parrot as it holds a better conversation than most people s/he knows .
British Royal Family This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.


This user is reading your thoughts!

Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

Cnorris WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
NVover9000 This user is Over 9000.

17 This user is 17 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

Skyline Z-Tune This User has the Need for Speed.
Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Head on

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Bread2 This user is a cereal killer.
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable gyroscope. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and sacrifices at the gyroscope.
Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
US flag

This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.

(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

Hammer and sickle This user is a

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

This user be getting drunk on his booty..

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
hey! The above wasn't my fault!
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