User:HonduranDude

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.
This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
2009 years,  1 month and 9 days.


personal stuff
es-N This user is a native speaker of Español.
en-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.
cs-0 This user does not understand Czech and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
da-0 This user does not understand Danish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
do-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Dolphin whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
du-X This user only speaks Dumbass enough to seduce native Dumbass speakers.
et-0 This user does not understand Estonian and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fh-G This user does not speak Fuckhead and furthermore believes Fuckhead to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Fuckhead.
it-0 This user does not understand Italian and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

Stupid Enough

This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.


The stripper factory be waiting.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.


This user bought a parrot as it holds a better conversation than most people s/he knows .
This user has no featured articles. He is a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
Image:NVover9000.gif This user is Over 9000.


17 This user is 17 years old. Woop-ti-doo.


This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


This User has the Need for Speed.
This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
THIS IS SPARTA!
This user has eye beams.
This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
This user is a cereal killer.
This user is a complete, irredeemable cardboard box. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and insults at the cardboard box.
This user will give you a seizure.

This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

This user is a
Communist
& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

The stripper factory be waiting.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be dexter.

teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
hey! The above wasn't my fault!
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