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Hey, Template:OSCAR WILDE , I'm Starry! A little about me, I'm gonna be a wrestler when I'm an adult, and I'm probably one of the most polite people on this site. Go figure, meeting a polite person here. *shrug.*

I'm from the most historic city in America. Philly!!!

I'm 17. So I'm not really good to make...pages. So, I'd like it if someone could help me?

wtf?? BITCH

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This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

BS This userpage is bullshit.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.


Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
Myfisto This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
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H8H8 This user hates users who hate Spang, and detests editing the same wiki as them.

Atrophy This user cannot follow any orders!!


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