User:Homiestar

Hey, Template:OSCAR WILDE , I'm Starry! A little about me, I'm gonna be a wrestler when I'm an adult, and I'm probably one of the most polite people on this site. Go figure, meeting a polite person here. *shrug.*

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I'm from the most historic city in America. Philly!!!

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I'm 17. So I'm not really good at...uh...how to make...pages. So, I'd like it if someone could help me?

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Uncyclopedia is the worst!!1 HELL

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This user does it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

♀	This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

BS	This userpage is bullshit.

This user loves pi

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user has eye beams.

This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% bisexual

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H8H8	This user hates users who hate Spang, and detests editing the same wiki as them.

This user cannot follow any orders!!

Uncyclopedia is the worst!!1