User:HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

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Hi, I'm Katie Holmes from Delaware and I have a broken belly button. Could you lend me $250 and write me a peat moss? Thanks.

Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!

“In Soviet Russia, xenomorph dances YOU!!”

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Now I'll start to suffocate out depressed random templates, you stupid spaghetti fork


Pee-wee Herman's quest for the colossal xenomorph on Mount Terror would freeze all homotopies.

Maria Skłodowska-Curie dances xenomorph!

So he says to me, "lawlz," so I say, "leik pwnt!!!"

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“Yes, I think I've heard of HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!. Was he the man who earned that xenomorph?”
~ Pee-wee Herman on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

SHITCUNTING JERK OFF BASTARD TWAT BUNG-HOLE I WILL KILL YOU! BRUSH MA TEETH BITCH JACK ABRAMOFF SON OF A BITCH CONDOMS TITMOUSE JIZZ FELLATIO DONALD RUMSFELD GIVING HEAD ARSE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!

“There's Brett Favre and then there's Brett Favre and then there's a Brett Favre type of thing that Brett Favre is gonna do and when he does it you gotta say that, that, that's ah ah a Brett Favre type of thing that he did right there, ya know? BOOM!”
Windows

LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D

The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE

  • Buy a Mac.
  • Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
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OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!

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