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Hi, I'm <insert name here> from Delaware and I have a broken clitoris. Could you lend me $10,000,000 and frack me a exit sign? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, option ablates YOU!!”
Now I'll start to pwn out common random templates, you stupid ladle
Cher ablates option!
So he says to me, "WAT?," so I say, "OMFG!!!!"
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! once helped me freeze my option.”
FUCK YOU SPICY CUNT FUCK O CANADA SHITE SHITFACE BIRD SHIT FUCK DAMN COCK SCUMBAG FUCKING A SHIT LIKE A HORSE DAMN IT MALARKY SHITHEAD GARBAGE DAY! CUNT ARSE
“I have a fear of flying, so I have to take a bus. So, if you're scared, you get fearful of stuff, which you can't do in football, because if you get scared in football then you're afraid which loses games. But being afraid is OK if you love football because if you love football and football loves you and you've also had sex with a telestrator like I have then you want to be around for as much football as possible. Therefore, I am afraid of flying.”
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!