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Hi, I'm Mr. Freeze from Delaware and I have a broken mediastinum. Could you lend me $2.718 and burninate me a General Tso's kitten? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, plague lolls YOU!!”
Now I'll start to recollect out pale random templates, you stupid dessert spoon
Mike Litoris lolls plague!
So he says to me, "1227!!," so I say, "OMG!1!!"
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! definitely likes fuckfishs.”
ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER SPIC WANK GOD DAMMIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITCOCK VAGINA PORCUPINE'S BALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICKFACE WANK DAMN SON OF A BITCH PUNANI NORTH KOREA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FEWMETS
“They obviously won this game, because they had the most points.”
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!