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Hi, I'm Leonardo da Vinci from Delaware and I have a broken foot. Could you lend me $-1 and receive me a street sign? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, blender fornicates YOU!!”
Now I'll start to push out sinister random templates, you stupid bendy straw
Master DeBater fornicates blender!
So he says to me, "1227!!," so I say, "i pwnz u!"
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! once helped me shave my blender.”
CUNT YOUR MOM PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITPISSER I WILL END YOU! DILDO ARSE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD KAFFIR POOPY COMMUNIST DILDO RANDY TRAVIS RAGHEAD GARBAGE DAY! BALLS CROTCH PICKANINNY
“If it had gone between the uprights, it would've been good, which is like no good, except that it's good, so it's not no good.”
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!