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Hi, I'm Chairman Mao from Delaware and I have a broken ovary. Could you lend me $10 and frack me a nuclear reactor? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, bank robbery feels YOU!!”
Now I'll start to ejaculate out puzzling random templates, you stupid tongs
Dr. Evil feels bank robbery!
So he says to me, "lol wut," so I say, "STFU N00b!!"
“Yes, I think I've heard of HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!. Was he the man who quantified that bank robbery?”
SLOPE ARSE DOUCHING SLOPE GRUE RAPE DIPSHIT ARSE JERRY CUNTYMINTS FUDGEPACKER DOG SHIT WALRUS SHIT DIPSHIT HOT GRITS CROTCH SHITFUCKER WIENER PRICK
“I've got my own video game which is like a movie but you can't control it which is why it's a video game which is what a movie isn't.”
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!