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Hi, I'm Sylvester the Cat from Delaware and I have a broken knee. Could you lend me $1,000,000 and throw me a rope? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, mandate litigates YOU!!”
Now I'll start to push out crazed random templates, you stupid fondue fork
Larry King litigates mandate!
So he says to me, "WAT?," so I say, "lol, jk!"
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!! He's hot!”
BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASS MOLDY TITS CUM PISS ARTIST DAMN DIPSHIT BENCH PRESS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SEMEN FUCKFACE HADJI VAGINA PORCH MONKEY BARBRA STREISAND BULLSHIT INBRED SUCK MY COCK
“They obviously won this game, because they had the most points.”
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!