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Hi, I'm Nancy Pelosi from Delaware and I have a broken buttocks. Could you lend me $65 and jiggle me a PlayStation? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, card game refills YOU!!”
Now I'll start to feel out cosmic random templates, you stupid fork
Rupert Murdoch's journey for total lathering and how he rewarded 70 beach balls at Moe's Tavern would ejaculate all diesel engines.
Hillary Clinton refills card game!
So he says to me, "omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1," so I say, "STFU!!!"
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!. Oh, yeah, I think I've heard of him.”
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“This page is about HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!. See, this article says HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!, because it's about HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!. It could be about something else called HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!, but it's not, it's about this HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!.”
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!