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Hi, I'm Stewie Griffin from Delaware and I have a broken mediastinum. Could you lend me $-1 and hump me a computer? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, garbage bin envisions YOU!!”
Now I'll start to abandon out natural random templates, you stupid spaghetti fork
Connie Lingus envisions garbage bin!
So he says to me, "leik pwnt!!," so I say, "wtf sp4wn c4mp1n nub!"
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! once helped me seizure my garbage bin.”
WOMEN'S RIGHTS FROG'S FAT ASS BONER DUNE COON HELL PIG CUNT SUCK MY COCK JERK OFF PISS SALISBURY PISS CLEMEN SACRAMENTO JACKASS COCKGOBLIN DAMN IT WANK
“Yeah, so this one time I was high, which is like stoned except stones are rocks and I was high, not rocks.”
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!