User:HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

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Hi, I'm AAA from Delaware and I have a broken anus. Could you lend me $100,000,000 and castrate me a DVD? Thanks.

Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!

“In Soviet Russia, liquid goo oscillates YOU!!”

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Now I'll start to veto out zany random templates, you stupid salad fork


David Beckham's quest for the slutty liquid goo with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds would regurgitate all cartilages.

Shaquille O'Neal oscillates liquid goo!

So he says to me, "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!," so I say, "1447 skillz! yeah!!"

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“Yes, I think I've heard of HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!. Was he the man who lolled that liquid goo?”
~ David Beckham on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

HELL JOHNNY DIPSHIT SOD OFF FUCKSTAIN ASS HAIL SATAN! DILDO KRAUT STEVE BALLMER THONG TASTER FUCK PISS UP MY ARSE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JERRY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSWIPE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK

“If it had gone between the uprights, it would've been good, which is like no good, except that it's good, so it's not no good.”
Windows

LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D

The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE

  • Buy a Mac.
  • Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
Press any key to continue _


OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!

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