User:HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

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Hi, I'm Madonna from Delaware and I have a broken vagina. Could you lend me $888 and rinse me a diet mouthwash? Thanks.

Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!

“In Soviet Russia, grue exorcise YOU!!”

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Now I'll start to prove out ambiguous random templates, you stupid chainsaw


Sylvester the Cat's journey for total optimizing and how he given 1,000,000,000 hotels at Arlington National Cemetery would spit all nuclear reactors.

Charles Starkweather exorcise grue!

So he says to me, "ur gay. lol," so I say, "roflcopter!"

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“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! definitely likes dogs.”
~ Sylvester the Cat on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

SHITE PENIS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKING A SHAKOPEE TIMBER NIGGER COCKSHITTER PRICK D'OH SOD OFF PISS ARTIST BUGGER CHINK CUNT WANK WETBACK CUNTSWILLING SHITHEAD

“I have a fear of flying, so I have to take a bus. So, if you're scared, you get fearful of stuff, which you can't do in football, because if you get scared in football then you're afraid which loses games. But being afraid is OK if you love football because if you love football and football loves you and you've also had sex with a telestrator like I have then you want to be around for as much football as possible. Therefore, I am afraid of flying.”
Windows

LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D

The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE

  • Buy a Mac.
  • Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
Press any key to continue _


OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!

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