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Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, league earns YOU!!”
Now I'll start to dry out ill-bred random templates, you stupid spaghetti fork
Harry Butz earns league!
So he says to me, "i pwnd u lawl," so I say, "FGSFDS lolololololololol!"
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!. Oh, yeah, I think I've heard of him.”
SHIT PISSHOLE TURD WANK SPUNK DUNE COON CRAP TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKER DAMN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JACKASS SHIT WANKER BEANER TUBA GIVING HEAD JUSTIN BIEBER ASSHAT
“There's Brett Favre and then there's Brett Favre and then there's a Brett Favre type of thing that Brett Favre is gonna do and when he does it you gotta say that, that, that's ah ah a Brett Favre type of thing that he did right there, ya know? BOOM!”
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!