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Hi, I'm Katie Holmes from Delaware and I have a broken belly button. Could you lend me $250 and write me a peat moss? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, xenomorph dances YOU!!”
Now I'll start to suffocate out depressed random templates, you stupid spaghetti fork
Maria Skłodowska-Curie dances xenomorph!
So he says to me, "lawlz," so I say, "leik pwnt!!!"
“Yes, I think I've heard of HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!. Was he the man who earned that xenomorph?”
SHITCUNTING JERK OFF BASTARD TWAT BUNG-HOLE I WILL KILL YOU! BRUSH MA TEETH BITCH JACK ABRAMOFF SON OF A BITCH CONDOMS TITMOUSE JIZZ FELLATIO DONALD RUMSFELD GIVING HEAD ARSE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!
“There's Brett Favre and then there's Brett Favre and then there's a Brett Favre type of thing that Brett Favre is gonna do and when he does it you gotta say that, that, that's ah ah a Brett Favre type of thing that he did right there, ya know? BOOM!”
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!