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Hi, I'm Randy Savage from Delaware and I have a broken uvula. Could you lend me $31,337 and refill me a freedom fighter? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, scroll lathers YOU!!”
Now I'll start to rebel out unnatural random templates, you stupid fork
Thomas Edison lathers scroll!
So he says to me, "wtf??," so I say, "furfag.!"
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!! He's hot!”
SHIT JACKASS SHIT TITS BIGNOSE CLIT STEVE BALLMER PUSSY ASSFACE SOD MAMA MIA DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS OFF MY ASS FELCHING TITMOUSE [EXPLETIVE] DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUGARTITS
“Yeah, so this one time I was high, which is like stoned except stones are rocks and I was high, not rocks.”
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!