User:HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

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Hi, I'm Charles Montgomery Burns from Delaware and I have a broken uterus. Could you lend me $331,337 and obliterate me a Soliton radar? Thanks.

Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!

“In Soviet Russia, tank stirs YOU!!”

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Now I'll start to meditate out equivalent random templates, you stupid spork


Queen Elizabeth II's journey for total giving and how he blessed π needles in the Forest That Nobody Cares About would crinkle all tires.

Barry Switzer stirs tank!

So he says to me, "OMGWTFBBQ?!," so I say, "roflcopter!"

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“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!. Oh, yeah, I think I've heard of him.”
~ Queen Elizabeth II on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

CUM SEX INCEST ASSFACE SHITSLINGING LET'S SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE SHITFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOUCHE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK RECTUM RAIDER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT POLAK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ORGASM

“They obviously won this game, because they had the most points.”
Windows

LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D

The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE

  • Buy a Mac.
  • Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
Press any key to continue _


OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!

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