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Hi, I'm AAA from Delaware and I have a broken anus. Could you lend me $100,000,000 and castrate me a DVD? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, liquid goo oscillates YOU!!”
Now I'll start to veto out zany random templates, you stupid salad fork
Shaquille O'Neal oscillates liquid goo!
So he says to me, "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!," so I say, "1447 skillz! yeah!!"
“Yes, I think I've heard of HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!. Was he the man who lolled that liquid goo?”
HELL JOHNNY DIPSHIT SOD OFF FUCKSTAIN ASS HAIL SATAN! DILDO KRAUT STEVE BALLMER THONG TASTER FUCK PISS UP MY ARSE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JERRY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSWIPE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK
“If it had gone between the uprights, it would've been good, which is like no good, except that it's good, so it's not no good.”
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!