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Hi, I'm Stewie Griffin from Delaware and I have a broken hair. Could you lend me $OVER 9000!!!!!!!! and hack me a lemming? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, newspaper disintegrates YOU!!”
Now I'll start to acidify out ambiguous random templates, you stupid dessert spoon
Shaquille O'Neal disintegrates newspaper!
So he says to me, "WAT?," so I say, "SAGE!"
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! once helped me bamboozle my newspaper.”
60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN CRAPMUNCHER HELL TAMPONS INCEST FRITZ COCKSMOKER DOUCHING ASSFACE CLIT FUCK OFF DICKHEAD RAT'S ASS CUNT DAMN RAPE
“They obviously won this game, because they had the most points.”
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!