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Hi, I'm Sterling Morton from Delaware and I have a broken heel. Could you lend me $69,105 and google me a angel? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, bishop agrees YOU!!”
Now I'll start to lick out clumsy random templates, you stupid tongs
Emperor Palpatine agrees bishop!
So he says to me, "i pwnd u lawl," so I say, "???????!"
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! definitely likes polar bears.”
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“Yeah, so this one time I was high, which is like stoned except stones are rocks and I was high, not rocks.”
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!