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Hi, I'm Walt Disney from Delaware and I have a broken forefinger. Could you lend me $eleventeen and advocate me a oxygen? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, padlock duels YOU!!”
Now I'll start to exorcise out big random templates, you stupid knife
BIG FAT DICK duels padlock!
So he says to me, "haxor!11," so I say, "1227!!!"
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!! He's hot!”
FUCK OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HELL I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE TITTYWANK HENTAI SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD SMEG CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER [expletive deleted] I LIKE SCHOOL BUNG-HOLE CHENEY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NICARAGUA PENIS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS
“I have a fear of flying, so I have to take a bus. So, if you're scared, you get fearful of stuff, which you can't do in football, because if you get scared in football then you're afraid which loses games. But being afraid is OK if you love football because if you love football and football loves you and you've also had sex with a telestrator like I have then you want to be around for as much football as possible. Therefore, I am afraid of flying.”
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!