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Hi, I'm Charles Montgomery Burns from Delaware and I have a broken uterus. Could you lend me $331,337 and obliterate me a Soliton radar? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, tank stirs YOU!!”
Now I'll start to meditate out equivalent random templates, you stupid spork
Barry Switzer stirs tank!
So he says to me, "OMGWTFBBQ?!," so I say, "roflcopter!"
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!. Oh, yeah, I think I've heard of him.”
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“They obviously won this game, because they had the most points.”
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!