User:Holden Caulfeild

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usb This user likes to use userboxes.

True plato This user is a philosopher.
Amonite Cropped This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
€€€ This user is a libertarian, so he or she thinks you better have been aborted, hippie!
$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he or she thinks that Oriana Fallaci was sexier than Rosa Luxemburg.
Ayn Rand2 This user is an objectivist, so he or she thinks Civilization was created by pagan greek queers, not desert madmen, fundie!

This user be getting drunk on his booty..


This user is pilfering ye booty!

This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know

Geek This user is a geek.
Eaclogo This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Merlin9 This user is fucking magical or something.

Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
Beatles This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??)
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