User:Holden Caulfeild
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| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
| This user is a philosopher. |
| This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia. |
| This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage! |
| €€€ | This user is a libertarian, so he or she thinks that Oriana Fallaci was sexier than Rosa Luxemburg. |
| $$$ | This user is a libertarian, so he or she is too much stoned to hear you complain, hippie! |
| This user is an objectivist, so he or she loves the system. Specially when the system is a 5-way surround with a powerful subwoofer. |
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This user be getting drunk on his booty.. |
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Pirates do it till you walk the plank. |
| and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know |
| This user is a geek. |
| This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets." |
| This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through! |
| This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. |
| This user is fucking magical or something. |
| Woohoo! | This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls! |
| This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??) |
