User:Holden Caulfeild

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Amonite Cropped This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
€€€ This user is a libertarian, so he prefers chicks that shave their armpits (or guys that were introduced to the toothbrush).
$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he or she thinks Civilization was created by pagan Greek queers, not desert madmen, fundie!
Ayn Rand2 This user is an objectivist, and would sell your mother for a new pair of sunglasses.
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This user be getting drunk on his booty..

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This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own Chosen People.

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This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know

Geek This user is a geek.
Eaclogo This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Merlin9 This user is fucking magical or something.


Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
Beatles This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??)
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