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Location of Ballyduck.

Ballyduck is a town in South Armagh, Ireland. It was founded in 1886, and was the Church of Ducks capital in Ireland for 120 years until in January 2007 the Ballyduck rebellion was lead by Seán Fearon and Niall McCann for the Duckists of Ireland, against the Church of Duck, and Ballyduck is now the duckist capital of the world!


edit Founding

Ballyduck was founded in 1790, during the Church of Duck's colonisation of Ireland, by the Church of Duck's military of the time. It was chosen because it has the highest duck population in Ireland, with over 300 ducks per square mile! This was due to the high pond population, with over 15 ponds per square mile! This was due to the high cloud population, with over 5 clouds per square mile, which resulted in a high rain population, which resulted in a high pond population, which resulted in a high duck population, which resulted in a high Church of Duck population, see?

Rain > Clouds > Ponds* = High Duck Population + Church of Duck = Ballyduck

edit History

After its founding, Ballyduck got lost for a wee while, then it was found again in 1798, by Charlie Gander.

After that, well life got a bit boring here in wee Ballyduck.

OH!!! DID A TELL YA ABOUT THE TIME THE MEALS ON WHEELS MAN WAS TEN MINUTES LATE! NO JOKES! WE WERE SHITTIN OURSELVES!!

There was a lot of rain, as in anywhere in Ireland, but it was a lot rainier there, like if it was a wee drizzle in Cork, it'd be fuckin lashin up there!

Then there was that rebellion by them duckists!

edit Before the Rebellion

Well, I think we've covered about that time when the wheels on meals guy was late, and the rain. Thats pretty much it.

Ballyduck was 99.75% Church of Duck population wise (there was a hindu guy living in the town centre).

Any Duckists would have been fuckin hanged!

edit The Ballyduck Rebellion

On Janrurary 2007, Seán Fearon and Niall McCann, two duckists hiding in secret, kick started a huge rebellion in Ballyduck, which as of March 2007 captured the entire of Ulster!!!

edit Ballyduck today

edit Population and stuff

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