User:Hinoa

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Dear regular Uncyc members:
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<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my anti-drug</div></span>
 
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You are all being really fucking stupid about this. I mean, an admin strike over a domain name? ''Really?'' Hell, I didn't know we were unionised!
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|style="width:100%; text-align:center; border:1px solid black; font-size:24pt; font-weight:bold; line-height:100%; font-variant:small-caps" colspan="2"|Hinoa F. Arash, esq.
 
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|style="width:30%; border:1px solid black; vertical-align:top;"|'''List of Factoids'''
 
*Member since 30 October 2005
 
*Admin since 25 April 2006
 
*Uncyclopedian of the Month, Nov. 2006
 
*{{#ifeq: {{#expr: {{#time: nd}} >= 602}}|1|{{#expr: {{#time: Y}} - 1987}}|{{#expr: {{#time: Y}} - 1988}}}} years old
 
*Of the male persuasion
 
*Likes cookies, sleeping
 
*Dislikes morons, you
 
*Part-time student
 
*Also edits [[wikia:c:goldensun:User:Hinoa|Golden Sun Universe]]
 
*Plays [http://www.nexuswar.com Nexus War]
 
*Slightly loony
 
*Is American
 
*Lost soul in <s>'Nam</s> Second Euroipods War
 
*Probably needs a nap right now
 
*Knows ninjutsu (seriously!)
 
*Is ''not'' a morning person
 
*Has only written six articles
 
*Is often bored
 
*Highly approves of [http://machinaesupremacy.com MaSu]
 
*Is '''not''' the Admin Fairy
 
   
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But if that's the official position of the main userbase, then I guess fuck it, I'm removing myself from it. Truth be told, I've been coming to Uncyc less and less lately, and this is part of the reason why: too much fucking drama and not enough fucking common sense. Fuck, guys, Nin would be proud of what you've become: Dramapedia.
|style="width:70%; border:1px solid black; vertical-align:top;"|Hallo, you've reached my user page. If you want to see shiny things that I've received in my time at Uncyclopedia, [[User:Hinoa/shineys|see here]]. If you'd like to talk to me for whatever reason, [[User talk:Hinoa|I've got a page for that]]. If you'd like to vandalize my userpage, please hold and I'll be [[Special:Log/block|right with you]]. If you're incredibly bored and want to see my userboxes, [[User:Hinoa/ubx|look here]]. If you want a cookie or someone who cares, hang up; you've got the wrong user entirely.
 
   
And enough with the voicemail conceit. I'm Hinoa, I'm a [[wiktionary:misanthrope|misanthrope]], and I'm a pseudo-active admin of this train wreck. Yes, I probably don't know you, but I hate you anyway, so you can stop trying. ;)
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So in short, I quit. Have fun without me. God help you.
   
Fun fact about me: I hate [[UN:VAIN|vanity articles]]. I've even gone so far as to register for forums that have pissed me off to the extent of CVPing the article in question and ''bitch at them in person.'' I do not intend on changing this policy anytime soon.
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--Hinoa F. Arash
   
When I do come around here, I do maintenance work (deletions, reversions, more deletions, banninations--that sort of thing). I haven't written an article in forever. I keep wanting to, but never actually getting around to it due to laziness and such.
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(PS. But before I leave, there's something else I need to do--something I said I'd do if I ever got pissed off enough at this place. Hold on a second; you'll see it.)
 
I'm not very fond of how the Uncyc community is turning out lately. It seems to me that there's too much whoring of articles going on, and thus an article that could be genuinely funny may be overlooked by one whose author whores it out more. It seems to be a fairly hostile environment for new writers, and thus, Uncyc is beginning to stagnate a bit. (Not to mention overreaction and professional dramamancers--I won't name names, but regulars should know who I'm talking about.) That, and I'm probably suffering from admin burnout.
 
 
Anyway, take a look around. I recommend starting at [[HTBFANJS]] if you're writing, and then just a few generally awesome articles: [[Hammer]], [[Do NOT click any links!]], [[Don't be Stupid]], [[Vote Fish Penis]], and <choose><option>[[HowTo:Survive a wiki vandal attack]]</option><option>[[Peoples' Nuclear Program]]</option></choose> (one of mine). Enjoy, bitches.
 
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Latest revision as of 00:56, October 24, 2008

Dear regular Uncyc members:

You are all being really fucking stupid about this. I mean, an admin strike over a domain name? Really? Hell, I didn't know we were unionised!

But if that's the official position of the main userbase, then I guess fuck it, I'm removing myself from it. Truth be told, I've been coming to Uncyc less and less lately, and this is part of the reason why: too much fucking drama and not enough fucking common sense. Fuck, guys, Nin would be proud of what you've become: Dramapedia.

So in short, I quit. Have fun without me. God help you.

--Hinoa F. Arash

(PS. But before I leave, there's something else I need to do--something I said I'd do if I ever got pissed off enough at this place. Hold on a second; you'll see it.)

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