User:Hinoa/vandalmos

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Welcome to the comprehensive guide on everyone who's been naughty enough on Uncyclopedia to warrant a full-blown, old-school permaban, and how they piss the wiki off. Should you encounter one of these rare creatures, it is advised you notify your local Ban Patrol station, then run like hell. Should you notice anyone who deserves to be added to this wall of shame, then please notify me on my talk page.

edit Current Listings

edit The Insane Jester

An anti-admin vandal, The Insane Jester considers himself an avenger for all the articles that have been deleted on Uncyc. He returned to annoyance on 19 April 2007 after a year-long vacation.

edit Modus Operandi

The Insane Jester has an extremely large list of open proxies, simultaneously making him one of the most annoying and most helpful vandals (as Uncyc and Wikia have a no-open-proxies policy). He tends to target admin userpages and talk pages, blanking them with an attack on them. Oddly enough, between his vandalism, admin reversion edit summaries, and block logs, there seems to be a running conversation.

edit Vital Statistics

  • Blight on wiki since 26 April 2006
  • Annoyance Level: High
  • Uses open proxies, IP range unknown
  • Blocked User Names: None
  • Prescribed Course of Action: Any user or IP address signing their edits "The Insane Jester" should be blocked infinitely. Any user or IP address displaying vandalism similar to this M.O. should also be permablocked.

edit Special Notes

  • User:Jester is NOT the Insane Jester.
  • Neither is User:Héous; however, this user was blocked infinitely for similar behaviors.
    • What makes me so sure: Insane Jester targeted any admins indiscriminately (including myself, who had been opped for all of 14 hours beforehand), whereas Héous targeted User:Flammable specifically. Also, Insane Jester sticks to defacing admin talk and user pages, whereas Héous focused more on defacing articles in the main namespace and creating new ones with titles such as "FLAMMABLE IS A GAY FAGGOT".

edit Willy on Wheels

No anti-vandal section would be complete without a section on the most successful wiki vandal of all time. While this pest may not actually be the Willy on Wheels, the M.O. matches like a charm.

edit Modus Operandi

Wikipedia, having taken the worst of Willy's attentions, has its own project page on Willy, but for those who are allergic to Wikipedia, the pattern of his vandalism is thus:

  1. Pick a page, any page.
  2. Click the "move" button.
  3. Add "on wheels!" to the end of the page and move it there (or alternatively, move to the faux namespace "Willypedia:").
  4. Repeat until banned.

Naturally, Willy has to use a user name so he can access the "move" function. It is likely any username ending with "on wheels" or a synonym is this user; keep an eye on them.

edit Vital Statistics

edit Special Notes

  • User:Willy on wheels!, while he may or may not be Willy, IS NOT TO BE BLOCKED UNLESS HE VANDALIZES PER ABOVE. He actually is a semi-regular contributor here, and hasn't done anything wrong... yet.

edit Idiotz

This guy really picked a fitting username. After creating a bunch of crap articles, Idiotz then placed a rather odd NRV on Delaware, as below:

{{NRV|this article's stupid}}

Hinoa managed to clean up the steaming pile of shit left behind by this guy and banned him for ten days, one per each article he had to delete, and advised him to read DUMB, as usual.

Then, all hell broke loose.

After four sockpuppets came and went to Deadland doing the same thing, Hinoa snapped—more than usual, anyway. After Sockpuppet #5 left a note on his talk page, he went nothing short of nuclear, banning him infinitely, threatening to ban him until the UNIX end of time, and other such threats.

edit Modus Operandi

Watch Delaware. He claims it's stupid, and will attempt to NRV it with said NRV tag.

edit Vital Statistics

(however, user uses sockpuppets almost exclusively)
  • Blocked User Names:
    • Idiotz [40 days]
    • Alabama Porch [40 days]
    • EncyclopediaDramaticaSucks [40 days]
    • Munxingham Alabs [40 days]
    • Wind Chimes [inf]
    • Qhuncharr [inf]
  • Prescribed Course of Action: Any user that vandalized Delaware in a similar fashion is to be banned for either infinitely or 40 days, depending on how good a mood the admin is in.

edit [Greek Letter]100

A vandal going through the Greek Alphabet, adding 100, and blanking articles, normally with the edit summary "get huffed." Obnoxious, and an egregrious abuser of sockpuppets. The next sockpuppet will probably be Epsilon100.

edit Vital Statistics

  • Blight on wiki since 1 September 2006
  • Annoyance Level: Minor (even though sockpuppets are massively abused, they go in a predictable order, and thus can be identified easily)
  • IP range: 138.163.0.0/16: BlockUnblockList blocksBlock history
(uses sockpuppets exclusively)
  • Blocked User Names: Alpha-Delta100
  • Prescribed Course of Action: INFINIBAN. Easy enough to remember, right?

edit Powershot Vandal (aka Azazer aka Powershot dude)

An extremely obnoxious and persistent vandal that usually ends up targeting BENSON's 3D House of Pancakes and has earned the ire of the entirety of that forum. Oh, and the admins, too.

edit Vital Statistics

(uses open proxies near exclusively)

edit Special Notes

He will most likely come back here on the 12th of every month (Although he sometimes appears on the 11th and 13th instead). That is when he comes back using an open proxy and goes on a massive blanking spree. During that time, it is advised that all admins be on high alert and check the recent changes page regularly. When you block him, do not leave a block summary, as this will encourage him to come back.

edit Retired Listings

edit Crack Vandal

THIS USER HAS FOUND JESUS AND HOPEFULLY IS NO LONGER A THREAT TO UNCYC.

See User:RichDude530's entry in Uncyclopedia:Flammable's Office for further details on this matter.


Claiming to be this wiki's Willy on Wheels, the Crack Vandal has wreaked havoc (or at least tried to) across Uncyc for over four months. His first known IP/origin was User_talk:69.177.65.63.

edit Modus Operandi

This particular vandal, dubbed "the funniest vandal we've ever had" by User:MoneySign, is a rather patheticl vandal (and easily rangeblocked). He tends to create accounts, normally following the pattern "_____ on Crack!" (where the blank can be pretty much anything), and then proceeds to destroy articles without discrimination (mostly userpages). It should be noted that this user tends not to curse, and will bleep out swear words whenever used (ie. "A D***ed Alien" rather than "A Damned Alien").

edit Vital Statistics

  • Dick Cheney on Crack
  • George W. Bush on Crack
  • Nazis on Crack
  • Danger Dude
  • Danger Dude 2.0
  • Spock on Crack v2.0
  • 20 Crazy Carl on Crack accounts blocked!
  • Mhaille on Crack
  • Tompkins on Crack
  • MoneySign on Crack
  • Spang on Crack
  • Keitei on Crack
  • Splaka on Crack
  • Elmo on Crack
  • Oscar the Grouch on Crack
  • Big Bird on Crack
  • Barney on Crack
  • Spock on Crack
  • Captain Kirk on Crack
  • Tholians on Crack
  • Romulans on Crack
  • Klingons on Crack
  • Soviet Russian Crack Addict
  • Crack_Monster_on_Cookies
  • Arthur_on_Crack
  • Big_Bird_On_Crack
  • Blood and Gore to Uncyclopedia!
  • Nice Try Suckers!!! You Just Unleashed the Crack Vandal!!! Cower In Fear, Fools!!!
  • Crack is Back!!!
  • Crazy Carl on Crack
  • Funky bitch 22
  • SPLAKA_IS_HITLER!!!
  • Hiya!
  • MhaiIIe</td>
  • Prescribed Course of Action: Block any usernames infinitely, then check to see if his range is blocked. If not, then block it, or Splarka will be on your ass before you can say "um, oops."

edit Special Notes

Crack Vandal may have another account used to contribute to Uncyclopedia in the normal, non-annoying method. Copied from User talk:Danger Dude 2.0:

I'm curious. Why do you hate Uncyc so much? —Sir Captain Hinoa [TALK] [MUN]  02:30, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
    
   ...WHY DO I HATE UNCYCLOPEDIA?? IF I WROTE AN ARTICLE ON IT HERE, ID SAY JIMBO WALES SENT ME HERE 
   TO TAKE YOUR FAT A**ES DOWN. BUT IN REALITY I DONT HATE IT I HAVE AN ACCOUNT WHERE I DONT VANDALIZE.
   I JUST LIKE TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES AT TIMES...  (emphasis mine)

Also, note that the Crack Vandal has claimed to have found God and promises not to vandalize again (for the third time or so). Discussion is taking place at Forum:Crack Vandal Apologizes, Requests Unblock.

As stated above in big bold caps, this user has been unblocked and is currently using the username RichDude530. Please see his entry in Uncyclopedia:Flammable's Office for further details.


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