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This is where I note some of my edits/articles and stuff which I take the main responsibility for.
- Adobe Potatochop. Collaboration with Mhaille. (Featured Version)
- Age of Umpires. Entry for and winner in Poo Lit Surprise 2006. (Featured Version)
- Argos. How long can you wait without going mental? (Featured Version)
- Commercial Conformity Period. Featured Christmas Eve 2006. (Featured Version)
- Custom Degrees. Get yours today. (Featured version)
- Handgun. Stick 'em up. * (Featured Version)
- HowTo:Avoid speeding tickets/fines. Beat the feds! (Featured Version)
- HowTo: Be a Tramp. A handy guide for those who fancy a more 'exciting' lifestyle. (Featured Version)
- HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power. A PLS honourable mention. (Featured Version)
- HowTo:Learn Guitar Drastically mangled from my original edit, but the bulk of it is still there so I'm claiming this one. (Featured version)
- Idea. A PLS third place rewrite. (Featured Version)
- Pixellated Face Disease. A debilitating condition. (Featured Version)
- Life's Unanswerable Questions. Self explanatory, or is it? (Featured Version)
- Speech to text software. A useful too all of paid Partially sighted. (Featured Version)
- Uncyclopedia is the worst. I can only claim partial credit for this, though I did 'write' most of it. Disclaimer ** (Featured Version)
- Universal Remote Control Everything 3000. Control real life! *** (Featured Version)
- Wikia Inc. Corp. Ltd. Don't ask. (Featured version)
There may be more. I can't remember.
edit Selected Other Articles
- Bloodbath World Cup 2006. Needs finishing.
- Common Tim. An endangered species.
- Flying Gypsies. Shoot one down if you see one.
- Mini. Created completely of 'sourced' material as an experiment. Flopped miserably.
- Telephone Voice. What's your telephone voice?
- Tesco Value Ferrari. An agreement between Tesco, Alan Sugar and Ferrari.
edit UnBooks Articles
- To be a Fatty or Not to be a Fatty. Don't be a fool, be a fatty.
- The Creature. A Doctor Who parody type thing.
edit The Rest
Stuff you probably won't get...
Red 'uns have been wiped from the face of the Earth!
edit Total Rewrites/Salvage operations
Cake Cannon Saved from Wikipedia | Church of England Saved from NRV | Extreme Stamp Licking Saved from NRV | Lanky Twang Rewrote and adopted | Look It's Art Rewritten and expanded | Mini | Vinegar 100% rewrite
edit Other stuff started
- Reefer Desk.
- Potatochopper of the Month.
- Pretty much all the technical stuff at UnBooks.
- Unstory sentence version. Has grown a life of its own.
- Departure of Fun Caption competition. Wittiest caption wins a prize.
edit UnNews Stories
- British Government Announce Education Shake-Up, 30 April 2006
- Bishop of York in 'Scally', Substance Seizure Shock, 2 May 2006
- Boris Johnson Named in England World Cup Squad, 8 May 2006
- Uncyclopedian Attacked by Savage Wikipedians, 11 May 2006
- Drought Hits Southern UK, 15 May 2006
- Volunteers Uncover Precursor to Walkman, 18 May 2006
- World Braces Itself For Bloodbath World Cup, 9 June 2006
- England Fans Kick Off Huge Stink in Cologne*, 20 June 2006. (Audio Recording)
- Blair forced to quit, 5 September 2006. (Audio Recording)
- Beckham to move to Uncyc Rovers FC, 11 January 2007.
* Helping out Mhaille, the original creator
- Things that happen with Yuri von Juan. Expansion.
- Adobe Potatochop with Mhaille.
- The Free World with Hardwick Fundlebuggy. Wrote majority of the first draft.
- AAA with loads of people. Helped clean up and organise.
Some useless templates I made when I was bored.