User:Hindleyite

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This monkey is away from his desk.
You can find him on the front line of the Illogicopedia.

You want articles?

Oh, fine then. Here's some of my most recent articles. When I say "recent", I mean "in the last year"...

Mini (rewrite for PLS)
UnNews:'Gang spotter guide' for parents - September 08
Wikia Inc. Corp. Ltd. - July 09

Er, and that's about it... Well, I did say I've been on Illogicopedia recently.

Opinionated tosh

Animal/human hybrids to be pondered: Monkey men could soon be a reality: A working group from the Academy of Medical Sciences will meet to discuss the possibility of creating half-human mutants such as gorilla men. It is public knowledge that numerous mice have already been created with, amongst other things, human DNA. Now, human knowledge has expanded to such an extent that creatures such as fishmen and dogmen [...] [?]
Brussels sprouts ‘aren’t just for Christmas’: British Vegetable Association: In the run-up to the winter period, a commercial vegetable growers group has thrown their weight behind a campaign to get Britain eating brussels sprouts again. Sprouts were once a popular all-year round treat, but due to the rise of the ice cream carrot and chocolate parsnip, have fallen out of favour in recent times. Now, [...] [?]
“Tesco” Valuev’s diet under the microscope: Were budget products his downfall?: Following his defeat on points to David Haye in Saturday’s WBA Heavyweight Championship bout, it has been revealed Nikolai Valuev’s pre-match snacking may have severely hampered his performance on the night. In the lead up to the fight, much emphasis was placed upon the giant mega-heavyweight’s meat-rich diet, a significant contributory factor in him becoming [...] [?]
Sunday Bumper Shout Out: The Best Blog Award: Clarkietron welcomes you to this super special Sunday post! Well, would you look at that? Another Sunday has rolled around before I even realised it was Friday. Which it isn’t, so I guess that didn’t really make sense. Anyway, it seems I haven’t actually done a proper blog award shout out in ages. This was brought to [...] [?]
Five UK-centric spoof and parody news websites: The more I use it, the more I realise the web is literally full of websites parodying current affairs Onion-style. In fact, I would go so far as to say that it’s the in-thing amongst Internet trendy types looking to make a quick buck or two off the back of popular culture’s, erm, popularity. It seems [...] [?]