User:Hindleyite

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This monkey is away from his desk.
You can find him on the front line of the Illogicopedia.

You want articles?

Oh, fine then. Here's some of my most recent articles. When I say "recent", I mean "in the last year"...

Mini (rewrite for PLS)
UnNews:'Gang spotter guide' for parents - September 08

Er, and that's about it... Well, I did say I've been on Illogicopedia recently. Also, Happy Commercial Conformity Period.

Opinionated tosh

Jackson to stage posthumous O2 concerts: Michael Jackson’s gigs at London’s O2 Arena are set to go ahead, despite the fact the performer and main attraction is, well, dead. Embracing the mantra ‘the show must go on’, execs will follow Elvis Presley’s lead and play VHS footage of the King of Pop on the arena’s big screens. O2 officials are set to [...] [?]
More modern truisms regarding everyday life: Ever heard of Murphy’s Law - “anything that can go wrong will go wrong”? Well, I can assure you that it’s alive and kicking no matter how positively you think. ~ ~ ~ ~ Plastic clothes pegs will always snap and be eaten by the dog before you can pick up the pieces. Sometimes they won’t [...] [?]
The Ashes 2009: Lee out of first Test as Flintoff clones strike again: Just hours before the first Ashes Test at Sophia Garden, Cardiff, Australia have been dealt a major blow with the news that pace bowling, reverse swinging stalwart Brett Lee is to miss the first, and possibly the second, match of the series due to injury. The cause? Why, the Flintoff clones of course. Yes, three [...] [?]
James Bond Facebook stalked and captured by Russians: The name’s Bond… but not if you’re Vlad_The_Impala_42. World renowned super-spy James Bond has been apprehended by Russian KGB agents after sensitive details regarding his whereabouts were posted on social networking website Facebook. The news breaks just days after it was discovered that the wife of an MI6 big cheese blew his cover by posting images [...] [?]
NASA: The moon “does not exist”: According to a new report by people who think they know what they’re talking about, the moon has not existed for almost twelve years. The revelations, from leading astrological astronomical types NASA, come just days before the fortieth anniversary of the moon landings. The story is thus: the moon exploded in a giant ball of flames in [...] [?]