User:High Gen. Grue
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|High Gen. Grue|
|Real Name:Gen. Han Solo|
|Member since: I forget.|
|Weight/Mass: Less than 200 pounds|
|Occupation: High General, IRC surgeon|
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|Favorite article: Stephen Hawking ran over my cat|
|Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Euroipods|
|IRC name(s): HighGenGrue, HanSolo|
|Weapon of Choice: Chaingun/Pump-Action shotgun/Rifle/CHAINSAW THAT IS ON FIRE/Non-Lethal but VERY PAINFUL Riot gun.|
|Stupidest Action: Feeding a troll.|
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THE GRUE ZONE
Where you will probably die
edit About Me
Hello. You probably think I am always a grue. But you would be an imbecile. I am actually Han Solo, who drank a pial of Morpheous, made by Rebellion workers. Now, when I want to be a grue, I am. I have cats, which I don't huff (Other Cats:Yes). Now that THAT is done, more stuff. I have beaten Uncy's Zork AND the real Zork. I am currently a Star Wars fanboy, and any snickering will earn you death.
edit My contributions
- Invasion of Uncyclopedia - Sucky article made as an IP.
- Many, many, many Grueslayer pages
- Bella Goth - My first non-sucky article.
- TYATU - Helping with this.
- UnScripts:The Grand Army - My own UnScript.
- Grue Army Combat - To list it some place else.
- IRC lectures - After many idiots made fun of me after learning my used PC uses Windows 98. That lecture will start more.
- Sacagawea - In planning process.
- UnNews - My first UnNews.
- UnTunes:Wiki Uncyclopedia - Such a funny place... such a funny place...
- UnTunes:Russian Submarine
- NexusTropes Wiki
- Note: These may be made by other people
- User:High Gen. Grue/Template:TYATU - Template hub
- Episode 54 - Episode 54
- Episode 55 - Episode 55
- Episode 56 - Episode 56
- Episode 57 - Episode 57
- Episode 58 - Episode 58
- Episode 59 - Episode 59
- Episode 60 - Episode 60
- Episode 61 - Episode 61
- Episode 62 - Episode 62
- Episode 63 - Episode 63
edit Useless boxes that I like to use
edit Grue Army
edit Members of the Army
These devoted users protect Uncyclopedia, with Honor, Bravery, and Vigilance. They have read the Code of War, and as they gained the knowledge, they pass it on to the next users, who will pass it on to the next, as my mentors had done long ago.
- High Gen. Grue (Really a Captain)
- Andorin Kato
- Oscar Wilde
- Domo Kun
- G.I. Grue
edit Covert Ops
- Joe SheA
- General Eisenhower
- Math Poet
- General Tso's Chicken
- Tortilla The Hun
- King Semsem
- El Pollo Diablo
- Social Studiously
- Eiyuu Kou
- Electrified mocha chinchilla
- Colin "All your base" Heaney
- Roman Dog Bird
- Darth Lithuania
- its that guy
- User:Red Mage
edit Special Ranks
- Uncyclopedian Commander of Peacekeeping base (CoPB)
- Andorin Kato Commander of Outpost Beta (COB)
- Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens Promotion Status Officer (PSO)
- THEDUDEMAN Promotion Status Officer, other General of the Army (PSO, GotA)
- High Gen. Grue General of the Army (GotA)
- Thekillerfroggy Not as important General of the Toilet Air Force, Lord High (on cocaine) Magician
edit Mechanized Assault Squad
edit What is the Grue Army?
The Grue Army is a Dedicate Group of Soldiers (Your rank, whatever) trying to eradicate vandalism, break up flame wars that aren't on BHOP, among other things, such as helping other users. Note:If you need help from us, consult any members, listed above.
edit Recruitment Stations
- Forum:Join the Grue army! - Not used anymore
- Forum:Join the Grue Army! (Yes, again.) - Abandoned
- Forum:Grue Army revification announcement - Current
edit Grue fortresses, bases, bunkers...
- Base of Operations - Main Base.
- Peacekeeping Base - Small peacekeeping base.
- Outpost Beta - Auseful Grue Army directory.
If you joined, and want to make a base on your userspace, go ahead. IF YOU WANT, i'm not saying you should.