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Here is a comprehensive list of all the characters that appear throughout the series.

edit Major Characters

Name Description Associated User First Appearance
Benson DuBois A housekeeper of Shamus's House. He likes to yell. Benson Episode #54
Shamus O'Perandi A convicted felon and a member of the Irish Mafia. He is an expert in improvised weaponry. Modusoperandi Episode #54
Timothy Engelsfair A communist door-to-door advertiser skilled in the use of dressings, safes, Goatses, and close combat using a hammer and sickle. Local shock image. Tom mayfair Episode #54
Darth Communist Timothy's transformation after a wish by the monkey's paw. None Episode #88
Adam Uncyclop Ally of Von Dizberg's, Ouroboroist, Canadian, private in the Army. Fluent speaker of simlish. Black and white stripe belt in Hapkido, a Korean martial art. Aspie. Uncyclopedian Episode #54
Albert Von Dizberg Rich pipe-smoking Ouroboroist from Germany. DiZ Episode #54
Dr. Supwealuhop An Indian doctor who is especially skilled in the ancient Hindu secrets of curry powder magic. Squiggle Episode #56
John Emmzed A Canadian Lumberjack who is okay. He chops all night and sleeps all day. Emmzee Episode #55
René Corsaire A French Privateer skilled with the use of a cutlass. He sails on a clipper ship, and oversees a trade route for French Indochina. Jocke Pirat Episode #54
Gen. Han Soson The General of an Army of Grues. He has many members and often supplies the group with weapons. Also is fluent in simlish. High Gen. Grue Episode #54
Nikita Starveshchev An executive for Uncyclopedia Britannica, Inc. He is very rich and has a large influence over the Russian Mafia. Boris is his bodyguard. Famine Episode #54
James Priest A God-obsessed priest who oversees the funeral of Jules, and helps the group out with God. Nobody. Episode #54
Officer Ronalds Corrupt officer, communist, hunted the Grueslayer, now member of the team, making Engelsfair happy. Nobody. Episode #62
Zatoichi A blind swordsman from the far east who has a grudge against Corsaire. Crazyswordsman Episode #54
Eno Aquarii Trained and qualified Jack Bauer follower. Has the ability to use telekinesis, though only within a 4.7 meter radius, although he never uses it when it would be useful or practical. Enzo Aquarius Episode #66
Lord Flandos A French lord transported to the present via a time warp. He oversees Corsaire's operations. He has recently been turned Scottish by the machinations of a supposed villain called Alka'anad, whom he has sworn to pursue for his meddling in time. Lord Fluffy Episode #73
Braycat A Shoshone Chief, married to Keira. He is an expert in archery. Braydie Episode #58
Keira The wife of Braycat. Descendant of Sacagawea Keitei Episode #58
Thomas Starnes A well-known burglar. Starnestommy Episode #75
Alka'anad Enemy of Lord Flandos. He is a megalomaniac, manufacturing the hell out of heres in a secret base high in the Yukon. Alksub
Robert Charles Murphy Enemy of Dr. Supwealuhop. He uses basil magic to raise to control people, dead or alive, for his crazy schemes. Rcmurphy Episode #73
SWAT Officer L. Captain of the local SWAT force. Zork Implementor L Episode #75
Ngo Dinh Diem The communist hating president of the former South Vietnam. He vows to make credit cards out of Engelsfair after his communist Goatse spree. Freind of Sensei None Episode #79
Ho Chi Minh The communist leader of Vietnam. He is the sworn enemy of Ngo Dinh Diem. None Episode #83
PONG-01 A Protocol droid who always asplodes/breaks down/dies, and always has to be remade from whatever is left of him. Pongo Version 2 Episode #100
Miss n00b (Cerid Marie) A n00b in the n00bforce. Not a n00b as of episode 106. Ceridwyn Episode #59
Hinoa Cox A smart-mouthed doctor who is brother to Dr. Perry Cox. He is the only man Ronalds fears. Hinoa Episode #104
Kim Bauer Aquarii Son of Aquarii and Keira. Has Asperger Syndrome. Very smart, knows how to use blaster pistols.

edit Meta Characters

Characters who have changed identities throughout the series.

Original Character Meta Character Change Episode with change
Blaning Serian Doppleganger The ability to morph into people. Episode
Timothy Engelsfair Darth Communist Force powers, new gadgets and look Not mentioned, but implied
Miss N00b Cerid Marie Gained skills. Episode 105

edit Minor Characters

Name Description Associated User First Appearance
Moonshine A hippie who insists that mooses should be on the endangered species list. He is a drug addict, and often passes out. Savethemooses Episode #54
Jules Nitendorulez A video game addict and a friend of Benson DuBois. He was killed by Codeinov after an attempt to extract information for Nikita. Nintendorulez Episode #54
Boris Codeinov Nikita Starveshchev's bodyguard. He was a member of the Russian Mafia until his death by Corsaire's sword. Codeine Episode #54
Lauren Waterstill The landlord. Stillwaters Episode #54
The Baron A former leader of the Umbrella corporation. He was burned at Jules's funeral after attempting to eat him, due to his condition of being undead. Zombiebaron Episode #54
Brad A. Pacer An officer for the FBI who was after Albert Von Dizberg for his connections to the mafia. He posed as a tourist. Bradaphraser Episode #61
Sensei The travelling companion of Zatoichi. She is quick and prefers not to use the sword. Sannse Episode #54
Shandion Garm A celebrity who owns a dog called Garm. Shandon Episode #55
Indy Hymn An expert in death metal bread and an advocate for Contents, enemy of Adam Uncyclop. Insineratehymn Episode #54
Froggy One of the two leading members in Han's army, and a killer poison dart frog. He guards things for Han, sometimes at odds with Adam Uncyclop. Thekillerfroggy Episode #57
Dunecat Indian owner of a spice stand. Nobody. Episode #61
The Grueslayer A slayer of grues and an enemy of Officer Ronalds. He was killed by Emmzed. Nobody. Episode #62
Blaning Serian A schizophrenic serial killer with a lot of alter-egos. Armed and dangerous. Serial blanker Episode #70
Robert Gates The Secretary of Defense for the United States. Nobody. Episode #70
George W. Bush The president of the United States. He is the Decider. Nobody. Episode #71
John Metro Vandal under many aliases. Metropolis Episode #78
Anonymous Random vandal with no name. Anonymous Slashy Episode #78
Captain Sharkshot Moronic leader of the Vandals. Killed by Han. Powershot dude Episode #78
Sargeant Mhale A drill sargeant from the United States Peace Corps. He likes to yell. Mhaille Episode #79
Corperal Shek Diem's personal gopher boy often responsible for executing Diem's commands for him. Nobody. Episode #79
Chronos Greek god of Uncyclopedia. Chronarion Episode #83
Flames O'Brien A member of the Irish Mafia, and a friend of Shamus. Flammable Episode #84
Slipherius von Jamssen A random German Military guy. Friend of Dizberg. Sliferjam Episode #86
Llegobi Wan Kellegobi Random Jedi Master that comes into conversations at the worst possible times. Ljlego Episode #88
Arvel Chinchilla A pilot against commies. Electrified mocha chinchilla Episode #89
Doppelganger Reincarnated version of Blaning, shapeshifts to look like people The Admin Impersonator Vandal Guest Episode #3
Argon File Capitalist guy who likes to burn stuff. UNKNOWNFILE Episode #97
Gertings Mann A creepy broke Jamaican with a cold. He is Moonshine's dealer. Gert5
Doctor Trousers An incompetent colleague of Hinoa Cox. He got his license from the back of a Lucky Charms box. Zerotrousers Episode #108

edit Walk-in Roles

  • Boris's Men
  • Officers
  • Hawaiians
  • Corsaire's men
  • Hospital Guards
  • Civillians
  • Communist Soviet Plane Pilots
  • Pirates
  • Thugs
  • Evil Guards
  • BHOP manager
  • Pentagon workers
  • Pentagon guards
  • More police
  • Vandal Soldiers
  • South Vietnamese soliders
  • American soliders
  • A moose
  • EDians
  • Multiple Sims
  • Vietcong
  • Lots of CommTroopers
  • CommTrooper Elites
  • Hospital Doctor, PhD, MD, Au.D., J.C.D., Ph.D., P.Th.D., EdD, DProf, EngD, DTech, DNursSci, DBA, DPA, DGov, D.D., M.D., DDS, DSc, DLitt, DA, DMA, DFA, DCL, DCL, LL.D., MChem, MPharm, MPhys, LHD, ThD, S.T.D., SSD, PharmD, DrPH, DPM, DPT, DPhil, DOM, OMD, PsyD, DSocSci, DSW, ND, D.C., DO, OD, DVM, V.M.D, J.D. and D.H.Sc.

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