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Yes, there is now a TYATU Talk Show! Today, Engelsfair hosts!

Engelsfair: Mr. Han, why go insane?

(Han shoots Engelsfair)

Engelsfair: Hey!

Han: Well, that should tell you.

Engelsfair: Mr. Uncyclop, have you heard of this great thing called communis...

(Adam punches Engelsfair)

Engelsfair: Communists RULE!

(Audience shoots Engelsfair, and he runs away. Dizberg takes over.)

Dizberg: So, has anyone decided to be an Ouroboroist?

(Yesses and nos from the audience.)

Dizberg: Well, I have a treat for you. DONUTS!

(Everyone cheers! Donuts are handed out!)

(Jerry Springer walks on stage)

Crowd: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Springer: How the hell did you jack my show?

(He takes the mic from Dizberg)

Springer: So tell me, Han, when did you become a psychopath?

Han: When these bitches over here annoyed me with communism.

(Audience member stands up. Jerry brings the mic over)

Audience member: If they annoyed you with communism, why didn't you shut them up?

Audience: Yeah!

(Han throws his chair into the audience. They scream. Security pins him. Security also sends Jerry out.)

Dizberg: So, Han, why throw your chair?

(Han launches nuke at this location)

Blaning: Bush, why are you crazy? Why am I blank?

(Blaning is arrested by L)

L: Ok, who here plays Text Adventures?

Han and Adam: I do.

L: Great!

(L hands out copies of Zork)

L: Engelsfair, why are you a shock image?

(Engelsfair does a Commugoatse. The world is doomed.)

Everyone in the world: EEEEAAARRGGH!!

Dizberg: Well, we've brought somebody to fix you right up.

(Sargeant Mhale comes onto stage. People boo him. Blaning shoots him. He runs)

L: Mr. Gates, why have porn at the Pentagon?

Robert: Actually, it is really called the Porntagon. It's goal is to create the best porn.

L: Go away.

(Robert is escorted out by security, Cerid Marie comes in)

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