User:High Gen. Grue/TYATU/TalkShow
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Yes, there is now a TYATU Talk Show! Today, Engelsfair hosts!
Engelsfair: Mr. Han, why go insane?
(Han shoots Engelsfair)
Han: Well, that should tell you.
Engelsfair: Mr. Uncyclop, have you heard of this great thing called communis...
(Adam punches Engelsfair)
Engelsfair: Communists RULE!
(Audience shoots Engelsfair, and he runs away. Dizberg takes over.)
Dizberg: So, has anyone decided to be an Ouroboroist?
(Yesses and nos from the audience.)
Dizberg: Well, I have a treat for you. DONUTS!
(Everyone cheers! Donuts are handed out!)
(Jerry Springer walks on stage)
Crowd: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Springer: How the hell did you jack my show?
(He takes the mic from Dizberg)
Springer: So tell me, Han, when did you become a psychopath?
Han: When these bitches over here annoyed me with communism.
(Audience member stands up. Jerry brings the mic over)
Audience member: If they annoyed you with communism, why didn't you shut them up?
(Han throws his chair into the audience. They scream. Security pins him. Security also sends Jerry out.)
Dizberg: So, Han, why throw your chair?
(Han launches nuke at this location)
Blaning: Bush, why are you crazy? Why am I blank?
(Blaning is arrested by L)
L: Ok, who here plays Text Adventures?
Han and Adam: I do.
(L hands out copies of Zork)
L: Engelsfair, why are you a shock image?
(Engelsfair does a Commugoatse. The world is doomed.)
Everyone in the world: EEEEAAARRGGH!!
Dizberg: Well, we've brought somebody to fix you right up.
(Sargeant Mhale comes onto stage. People boo him. Blaning shoots him. He runs)
L: Mr. Gates, why have porn at the Pentagon?
Robert: Actually, it is really called the Porntagon. It's goal is to create the best porn.
L: Go away.
(Robert is escorted out by security, Cerid Marie comes in)