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(Inside the Dirty House, Wastington D.C.)
Keira: So you see mister Crappi Dentals, we need to get in!
Dentals: Only if you get me tooth paste and some LithiYum.
The Baron: Time to KILL!!! (Takes out a GE-HOON and shoots Dentals, but Dentals shoots him first with a spoiler gun. Dead.)
Dentals: Now it's your turn (Shoots Keira. Dead.)
Crazy Dentals (president): (Walks in from his office.) I want a-
Dentals: (Shoots the President) Nooo! Brother! What have I done?
Keira: You shot the president.
The Baron: Looks like it.
Dentals: My brother is dead.
Crazy Dentals (president): No, I ain't.
Nikita: (Climbs in from the window.) What did I miss?
Keira: Niki! Is Uncyclop alive?
Nikita: Nope. That was a nuclear pri-explosion. It doesn't kill anyone. Not even you!
Keira: So I don't have powers?
Dentals: Zombies!! (Shoots Nikita, The Baron, The Crazy Dentals (president) and the baron. Nikita? Dead. For real.)
Keira: So I am dying now, am I not?
The Baron: Yeah. But I will get medicine! (Turns on his IMPULATOR and runs to the hells)
Keira: Oh crap! A typo!
The Baron: Oh crap! At EPO!
EPO guard: No-one gets in without a ticket.
The Baron: What does EPO stand for?
EPO guard: Eternal Party OoOooOooo'ing.
The Baron: Huh-
EPO guard: They do stuff that make people go like this- OooOOooOooo forever and ever.
The Baron: I thought you said OoOooOooo.
EPO guard: Who cares!
The Baron: (Grabs his dutch ALIENWAAHER cell phone and uses it to check the status of Keira) He's damaged pretty big. He only has 3 seconds to live! (Uses his dutch ALIENWAAHER cell phone to slow time around him down 9000x)
The Baron: Hypertime. You can never predict them. (Turns on his IMPULATOR and-) Um, this isn't running. This is semi-walking. At 3 m/h. How sucky. (Turns off the slow-down effect.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Hits a random tree at 900 mph) I need to know when I should turn the impulator off!
The Baron: I thought you were dying.
Keira: What? You must of been dreaming.
The Baron: Were we not at the Dirty House to report of the Stranger to the president?
Keira: Are you out of your mind?
Emmzee: (Passes by) Hey guys!
The Baron: But... HOW?
Keira: This way! (Kills The Baron)
The Baron: You cannot do this! I am a ZOMBIE!!
Emmzee: What? I thought you said you were a human in these series.
The Baron: Er...
Emmzee: Just tell Gay that there's a chip under his skin that the FBI uses to follow him.
The Baron: (Talking to Thomas "I am teh" Gay) Did you know, that there's a chip under your skin the FBI uses to follow you?
Gay: WEIRD, HUH?
The Baron: Not for me. You are soooo ghey.
Gay: Don't say that! My momma was BI.
The Baron: Does talking to a ghey make me ghey?
Keira and Emmzee: NO!
The Baron: KTHX, I was already scared.
Keira: I can see that.
Emmzee: Let's kill Gay!
(Everyone including Gay himself begins stabbing Gay.)
Emmzee: This has been the best advert for Greenpeace EVUR!!
The Baron: You two are strange.
Emmzee: Hell Yeah!
Gay: Spare a-
(Everyone kills Gay)
The Baron: Why are we doing this?
The Baron: Yes?
Emmzee: On the street-
Keira: -there's this-
Emmzee: -very popular-
Keira: -barber shop for girls-
Emmzee: -and Gay works-
The Baron: Gotcha.