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(Hell)

The Baron: Now I am moving to hell.

A Devil: Welcome to hell. I want to eat you.

The Baron: I want to eat you too.

A Devil: I want to eat you more.

The Baron: (Eats A Devil) Now to go home. (Presses a button on that creepy watch on his arm and runs near 900 mph to Nikita's house in Jericho, Kansas)

Keira: Baron! Uncyclop, Nikita and Zataki are all dead!!

The Baron: Who is Zataki?

(A guy called Mario runs in from hell.)

Mario: Wow! Those Virgin Impulatör Wätchés™ really work.

The Baron: Cool, who are you?

Mario: My name is mario. Sir Kentẩn DiMario

Keira: Okay then. Let's get crackin'

The Baron: Wow. Let's go on.

Mario: Weren't you a zombie?

The Baron: I took some Zemolyn. Now I am paraplastic.

Keira: Okay, okay.

(Wastington D.C., The Dirty House)

Mario: What a strange place.

Keira: We have to warn the really crappy president that needAwash.

The Baron: Good idea.

Keira: We also have to save the universe.

Mario: And all people.

Keira: Including us.

Mario: Yep.

The Baron: Hey, look! What's that there by the skycrapper?

Ted: We need to find the star!

Rubbin: What?

Ted: The Star! It's the only thing that can get us back to normal!

Keira: What are you two doing?

Rubbin: Did you hear that??

Ted: Those are kids talking to us.

The Baron: We are in two universes.

Rubbin: You know, Ted, I can really go for some Universum™.

Keira: Huh?

Ted: Universum™ is a kind of chili. In a bowl.

The Baron: Okay.

Keira: 'kay.

Mario: K.

Weebl: k

Rubbin: Gee!

Ted: <stares at Rubbin>

The Baron: I wonder who will die in this episode.

Keira: Probably Mario.

Aquarii: (passes by. And passes gas.) Hello, y'all! (Gets hit by a random giant boulder hanging from the sky somehow)

Keira: At least now we don't have to worry about that random giant boulder hanging from the sky somehow.

(The boulder runs over Mario)

The Baron: Two down, null to go. Unless me or you have to die.

Keira: That would be so yrek.

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