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The Baron: Now I am moving to hell.
A Devil: Welcome to hell. I want to eat you.
The Baron: I want to eat you too.
A Devil: I want to eat you more.
The Baron: (Eats A Devil) Now to go home. (Presses a button on that creepy watch on his arm and runs near 900 mph to Nikita's house in Jericho, Kansas)
Keira: Baron! Uncyclop, Nikita and Zataki are all dead!!
The Baron: Who is Zataki?
(A guy called Mario runs in from hell.)
Mario: Wow! Those Virgin Impulatör Wätchés™ really work.
The Baron: Cool, who are you?
Mario: My name is mario. Sir Kentẩn DiMario
Keira: Okay then. Let's get crackin'
The Baron: Wow. Let's go on.
Mario: Weren't you a zombie?
The Baron: I took some Zemolyn. Now I am paraplastic.
Keira: Okay, okay.
(Wastington D.C., The Dirty House)
Mario: What a strange place.
Keira: We have to warn the really crappy president that needAwash.
The Baron: Good idea.
Keira: We also have to save the universe.
Mario: And all people.
Keira: Including us.
The Baron: Hey, look! What's that there by the skycrapper?
Ted: We need to find the star!
Ted: The Star! It's the only thing that can get us back to normal!
Keira: What are you two doing?
Rubbin: Did you hear that??
Ted: Those are kids talking to us.
The Baron: We are in two universes.
Rubbin: You know, Ted, I can really go for some Universum™.
Ted: Universum™ is a kind of chili. In a bowl.
The Baron: Okay.
Ted: <stares at Rubbin>
The Baron: I wonder who will die in this episode.
Keira: Probably Mario.
Aquarii: (passes by. And passes gas.) Hello, y'all! (Gets hit by a random giant boulder hanging from the sky somehow)
Keira: At least now we don't have to worry about that random giant boulder hanging from the sky somehow.
(The boulder runs over Mario)
The Baron: Two down, null to go. Unless me or you have to die.
Keira: That would be so yrek.