User:High Gen. Grue/TYATU/96
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edit Episode #96
(The home of Nikita Starveshchev in Jericho, Kansas. Accompanied by Uncyclop, Zatoichi and Keira)
Nikita: We have small time! The Stranger has destroyed the fifth wall by referencing too much about us, and now he's going on with the sixth! One more and-
Keira: -the world implodes twice and the falls sideways and eplemts.
Zaitochi: Actually, the world goes versiways.
Nikita: We're all going to hell! We will not die there. I bought three tickets to the train for all of us.
Uncyclop: But there is four of us. Unless we are wearing shorts.
Nikita: Excactly, and I took a vow that the second person that says something after I said that I had bought three tickets will not get on the train!
Zaitochi: But that means you aren't coming.
Nikita: Wrong! It's in fact that bowl of soup that said something!
Bowl of Soup: What?
Zaitochi: So the soup ain't coming?
Uncyclop: Come on, honey, look!
Nikita: Oh my forking god! Whort is thort?!!!
Bowl of Soup: That is a nuclear explosion or god forgot to change the sunbulb.
Uncyclop: Oh no!
Zaitochi: The Stranger must have destroyed the sixth wall.
Keira: Actually, that was Atlanta.
Keira: Here we have everything based on Jericho and The 1971 Sexy Saxophone Nuke Accident
Uncyclop: Then there's the Nuke Me If You Can film shot in 1998.
Zaitochi: Nick, tell us what to do.
Nikita: Grab these flappy-gooters and we will shoot the Strange Mun. (Gives mugs to everyone and smashes the Bowl of Soup to pieces with one.)
Zaitochi: I know something else we can do with these.
Uncyclop: Yes. Very else.
Keira: W00 W33!
Uncyclop: Quickly! Time for Super Sam Sax Action!
(The ground shakes and the whole house explodes)
Keira: NoooOOOOoooOOOOOoooOOOooOOOoooOoOoOooOoOOoOooOooOoOo00OoOO!!!!! I wanted to stay alive in this show!
(A Dusty Person walks in)
Dusty Person: You are alive! Look at you. You have some shiny powers, or something.
Keira: OMG!!1 O RLY? OMG I DU? O LOLZ YAI.
Dusty Person: LIEK YA. YA RLI
Keira: NO WAI!1
Dusty Person: IT C00L 3H?
Keira: YAI. ˇ-ˇ kekekekekekekekeke.
Dusty Person: WAHT RRONG?
Keira: All my friends are dead.
Dusty Person: RLY? MAIBY THEI R JUZT OFLINE.
/me asks you for hangman
Keira: I'm serious, they are totoally doom0rxd.
(RLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY long pause)
Dusty Person: O.o
Keira: Chat Mode Off!
(Dusty Person vanishes off)
Keira: That was a strange guy.
(The following message did not reach Dusty Person: That was a strange guy.)
Keira: Log off!