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edit Episode #92
(Engelsfair and Benson walk in to the UnMain Page)
Benson: HERE IT IS. THE EVIL
Engelsfair: Where EVIL?
Benson: THE BIG FIIIIVE.
Engelsfair: Oh. Well, COMRADE, I go check things. YOU stay here.
Benson: HE IS SUCH A JOKE.
Engelsfair: In the not-so-youish Soviet Russia, Stage is 4 Actors.
(Engelsfair goes through the door that reads "The Big Five")
Engelsfair: I not believe this. Maroon 5?
Benson: WHAT A CLICHE! IS IT?
Engelsfair: I don't believe it is. Take this to the crime lab.
Benson: A BOX FULL OF CRAP? IS THIS WHAT YOUR ASSISTANT IS WORTH?! MAN YOU GOTTA GO TO H*LL!
Mr. Censorship: Sorry
The Baron: I've been chasing that guy for 5 months now. Censorers should not be in Uncyclopedia.
Mr. Censorship: NooooooooooooOOOOOOooooooo*****ooooooooooooo. Oh my ******* god! You ******! You should go to **** or up yo' momma's ***!
The Baron: That's it! (Takes out the "Ray of Truth" and shoots Mr. Censorship)
(The Maroon 5 are smashed by the band EV9LVERS)
Benson: EVIL REVOLVERS!
Engelsfair: I go check Last.fm profile.
Benson: AAAAAAAAA! WE ARE ALREADY UNDER ATTACK!
("Rays of Truth" held by the EV9LVERS shoot Benson. Dead.)
Engelsfair: No! Comrade... What? I see this. The one you look; 7,9.4 (Continues dodging "Rays of Truth")
(Fred The Monkey walks in)
Fred The Monkey: You look a ray-bit scared. Get it? Ray-bit. Like rabbit or a bit. I mean, you are.
Engelsfair: I can't take it anymore!! (Takes out a tiny piece of glass and reflects the "Rays of Truth" against Fred, turning Fred into a tomato)
(Captain Obvious walks in)
Captain Obvious: You are under attack.
Engelsfair: Help meee!
Captain Obvious: You are crying for help.
(The "Rays of Truth" begin to eplemt and losute due to C. Obvious)
Engelsfair: Thank you, comrade. I award you this cookie.
Captain Obvious: You are awarding me this cookie.
Engelsfair: Noooo! (Engelsfair begins to eplemt and losute as C. Obvious traited him)
Captain Obvious: That was not a yes. Neither was it crabs, vomit, vomit or vomit
Zombiebaron: This is a strange and disturbing plotline. What is it all about? Cake? Everyone simply dies.
(A stranger steals Captain Obvious and mutatii him)
Captain UnObvious: Zombiebaron's and 43 other Uncyclopedians' porn can be found on their face.
Stranger: Oh crap! I have a line!
Every last person on earth except you: <gasps>, <gasps some more>
Zombiebaron: Seriously, will there be some kind of ressurrection or something?
Gertingson Fife V God: Silence, fool!
**WHEN MAKING A NEW EPISODE FOR TYATU, DON'T FOLLOW WHAT HAPPENS. GUEST EPISODES SHOULD BE IGNORED. INSTEAD, FOLLOW THE PREVIOUS EPISODE (NOT GUEST EPISODE). THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM BENSONENSONENSONONSENSE**
edit GUEST EPISODE PART DOS: THE ONE THAT KIND OF HAS TO DO WITH THE STORY
(The scene is at the bottom of the ocean. Pool Court is about to convene, with Larry Lobster seeing the case of Samuel Squid vs. Corey Crab). The mood is intense, and something is drifting about overhead. Larry bangs his gavel.)
Larry: Pool court is now in session. Will the defendant please rise?
(Corey and his lawyer, Slims Shellfish, start to stand up, when a large explosion rocks the nearby coral reef. Larry turns his head to investigate.)
Larry: What the bloody hell was that?
Bailiff: No clue, your honor.
(When he turns around again, there appear to be two Slims Shellfishes. Larry does a double take)
Larry: Well... uh, can the defendant please rise?
(Corey and only one of the Slims rise. After a few seconds, the other rises angrily)
Slims 1: I object! What is this tomfoolery? Lets do this again. (both sit down)
Larry: Sigh... please stand up.
(Both stand up)
Larry: Okay, will the REAL Slims Shellfish please stand up?
(One sits down)
Slims 1 (Standing): Let the record show the real Slims Baracle had just stood up.
Slims 2: What?
Slims 1: The real Slims Shellfish had just stood up.
Slims 2: What?
Slims 1: Who the hell are you? Do you even know who I am? My name is--
Slims 2: What?
Slims 1: MY NAME IS-
Slims 2: What?
(Slims 1 starts to tremble as Slims 2 stands up, holding aloft a knife)
Slims 1: MY NAME IS SL-SL-SL-SLIMS SHELFISH!!
(Slims 1 is promptly killed)
Slims 2: What?!
Larry: SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFU--
(Everyone in the court is promptly killed, and Slims 2 assumes the identity of the 1 human who was there. Doppleganger, formerly Blaning, exits stage left, heading for dry land)