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edit Episode #74

(Klappy, Switzerland. Engelsfair, Murphy and Blaning are sitting on a tree)

Engelsfair: Communism, communism.

Blaning: Yes. Communism.

Engelsfair: I'm bored to death. Only not like communism death, but the 7/11 kind.

Blaning: That's 9/11.

Murphy: I've had it with you!

Blaning: What is it, Murphs?

Engelsfair: Don't call comrade Murphy Murphs. He get really mad.

Blaning: 'kay.

Murphy: We got over that little problem.

Engelsfair: What we do now?

Murphy: I have bubble gun.

Blaning: You mean-

Murphy: No. I don't mean it. (Takes out the bubble gun and shoots Blaning, but misses) How could this be? I've trained all my life for this moment. I-

Engelsfair: You serious?

Murphy: No. Get out.

Blaning: You shot me, but missed! Why on Earth would you miss me?

Murphy: I wanted to hit you. There, I said it.

(Cue dramatic music entitled "Traitoring" if we have that)

Murphy: You are an evil Sockpuppeteer. You NEEEEEEEEEEEED it.

Blaning: I can't believe it!

Engelsfair: Me too!

Murphy: Me four! Er, let's do something.

Blaning: I'm all out of ideas.

A voice from under the tree: I'm all out of cider.

Another voice: Show me the money!

Murphy: Somehow, those morons that are trying to sell food have cometh from GameRival.com to Switzerland.

Blaning: Yeah, they don't know what REALLY makes money.

Engelsfair: Communism?

Blaning: No, illegal porn.

Murphy: Legal porn makes money at a longer shop-stay-up-without-getting-arrested time value.

Engelsfair: LifeScript do that.

Murphy: Yeah, LS is good.

Blaning: I use LS.

Engelsfair: You use LSD.

Blaning: Oh, right.

(Pause)

Engelsfair: Communism, communism.

Blaning: A-ha...

(Dizberg walks in.)

Dizberg: (German accent) Hallo. Ich bin dein- (Drops accent) Hey, I can't keep it up. And isn't this the Young and the Uncyclopedians?

(Blaning gasps.)

Dizberg: I mean WHERE are the youngs. The youngsters. Erm, those guys?

Engelsfair: (Takes out a Commisucker and sucks Dizberg in.)

Dizberg: NOOOOOOOO!

Blaning: Well this is even dumber than the last TYATU guest episode.

Engelsfair: (Gasps, takes out the Commisucker and repeats what he did to Dizberg.)

Murphy: Apparently, you can expect anything good from these guest episodes. I mean-

Engelsfair (Gasps, takes out the Commisucker and repeats what he did to Murphy.) Justice is svervold! Comrades are down.

(Benson walks in.)

Benson: YO! WHAT IS UP IN THIS SECTION?

Engelsfair: Stop yel-

Benson: I MEAN YOU ARE LIKE THE YARRRR! PIRATES HAVE TAKEN OVER UNICYCLOPEDIA!

Engelsfair: Is that the one where I work or the one where people learn Unicycle ride?

Benson: THE FIRST ONE.

Engelsfair: Holy crap! I go now, comrade.

Benson: WHATEVER.

More on this plot in the next guest episode.

Watch the next episode...

(Credits roll with a retarded background soundtrack)

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