User:High Gen. Grue/TYATU/68
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This was written by a guest writer. Give up. It sucks. It was Gert5. Therefore it sucks more.
edit Episode #68
Han: I would just like to-
Han: Silence, slave!
(Indy flies in on strings)
Aquarii: Seriously, what?
Molly: Cats? Maybe?
Benson: WE HAVE GONE OUT OF CONTROL! DANG! IF PART OF THAT WASN'T IN CAPS, OUT OF CONTROL WOULD BE LIKE YELLIN' BUT EVERYTHING IS LIKE YELLIN'!
Adam Uncyclop: (takes out his UnAntiParodyGun marked with "We have no sense what this actually does but it sounds dumb" and shoots it to everyone)
(A huge hole is seen in the wall. Everyone is on fire.)
Uncyclop: WHAAAT HAVE I DONE? Seriously, what?
(Things get Wilde)
AAAAAAAAA!: A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!
Engelsfair: Who waz tat?
(Engelsfair wakes up in a hospital bed realising that it was all a dream. Pacer, Sensei, Froggy, Moonshine all walk in)
AAAAAAAAA!: A A A A A A A A A A A A A A!
Engelsfair: Who is that guy?
Sensei: I don't know, but let's poke him/her with a stick
Moonshine: I have a good stick.
Pacer: I have a ban stick. I think.
Sensei: Let's find it and kill it!
(Starnes crashes into the room completely crushing Engelsfair to death. Also, he presses all his intestines to Engelsfair's head making his head explode. Therefore, the room is now full of intestines and blood)
Starnes: 8.3! IT SOUN~1 LIKE SOMEB~1 NEED~1 TO WASH THIS ROOM! IT~1 ALL GOOEY AND CRAP~1.
Sensei: Nooo!! (Bends over to Engelsfair's exploded head.) AAAAAAAA!
Pacer: (Drags a "
Oscar Wilde on crack" quote footer under Sensei)
Sensei: No, this does suck.
(Sensei wakes up in a hospital bed realising that it was all a dream. Starnes walks in.)
Sensei: (Jumps up and grabs Starnes' throat after being revived with the POWER OF SATIRE. Completely kills Starnes)
Starnes: (Starnes wakes up in his home bed realising that it was all a dream. Nobody cares anymore, this episode sucks)