User:High Gen. Grue/TYATU/62
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edit Episode #62: Under Arrest
(This episode starts in the police car.)
Han: <whispering> Adam, you got one of those mini-QVFD guns?
Adam: <whispering> Yes.
Nikita: <whispering> Fire at will.
(Adam pulls a gun out of his underwear and shoots Brad, who is knocked out.)
(The group gets out of the car)
Braycat: I can't belive they fit us all in two Wheeled Horses.
Braycat: WHERE IS KEIRA?
Han: She is in the other squad car.
Dizberg: Get the others out of the other car.
(Shadowy figure walks towards the police car.)
Shadowy Figure: If a tree fell in the middle of the forest with no one there...would it make a sound?
Engelsfair: Who are you!?! Are you communist?
Shadowy Figure: I am Officer Ronalds, and yes, I am a communist corrupt officer.
Engelsfair: FINALLY! A communist!
Ronalds: Yes and I am here on a secret communist mission, a mission of love, hate, confusion...a mission of...of...killing the Grueslayer!
Han: Oh great.
Adam: Woo! My advertising works!
(Adam rescues the people in car #2 with a QVFD gun)
Ronalds: So...where's that Grueslayer if you don't mind me asking?
Adam: I believe he should now be, lets see, in that tree behind you.
Engelsfair: Lets have a party! A communist party!
(Han knocks Engelsfair out, who quickly recovers)
Ronalds: Yeah! Communist Party!
Han: God, that pun is terrible!
(Ronalds mutilates the tree behind him.)"
Ronalds: Honestly I don't have time for these games, you either tell me now, or I'm going to cry.
Adam: Look, the Grueslayer is hunting down Han the Grue Lover, so you may as well stick with us, and the Grueslayer will show up.
Emmzeed: We need to get some Curry Powder for Benson!
Dizberg: Bah I don't care, Ouroboros is much bett-
(Dizberg is attacked by Keira)
Adam: I have curry powder. Here, take it, Sup. Plus, we do need Benson.
Ronalds: Who the hell is Benson? IS HE THE GRUESLAYER?? I bet he is!
(Ronalds gets onto his scooter)
Engelsfair: He isn't. The Grueslayer...
(Engelsfair is stabbed by the Grueslayer)
Ronalds: Die, Grueslayer!
Han: Oh great.
Grueslayer: Officer Ronalds, prepare to die.
Han: Grues, attack the Grueslayer!
Grueslayer: I'm the Grueslayer! I slay grues!
(The Grueslayer tries to attack, but trips and falls. Emmzed trips and his axe falls into Officer Ronalds, badly injuring him.)
Engelsfair: YOU FIEND!
Grueslayer: Oh, come on! I got ripped off!
(Engelsfair kills the Grueslayer.)
(Dr. Supwealuhop heals Ronalds with a bit of curry powder)
Supwealuhop: We must save Benson. In a matter of a minute, Benson will be dead if we don't save him.
(Crash is heard from Benson's room in the hospital. Credits roll)