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edit Episode #58: Indian Alliance

(Start outside the bar.)

Han: Lets get a plane!

Indy: Let's just hope the plane isn't filled with snakes.

Benson: BENSON ON A PLANE WITH SNAKES!

Dizberg: Snakes on a plane!

Adam: Canadian Superweapon Planes with Snakes!

(Everyone gets on a Canadian Superweapon Plane)

Nikita: Oh noes, it has a snake!

Dizberg: Ouroboros on a plane!

Han: I'll fly it.

(A few hours later...)

Dizberg: Whre are we?

Han: I think we are over Shoshone Country.

(A few minutes later, a clipper smashes into the plane)

Corsaire: I hereby annex this plane to France!

Han: AGAIN?

Adam: AGAIN!?!

Benson: BENSON TELLS YOU TO STOP DOING THIS, RENE!

(Han throws grenade on to the clipper ship, ship fails to asplode)

Han: Darn it, a dud!

(The plane crashes in what appears to be a pancake house.)

Benson: YAY, A BHOP!!!! BENSON OWNS THE CHAIN!

Han: At least Dizberg and Adam can stop asking for donuts. And why is there a BHOP in the middle of Shoshone country?

Adam: Donuts!?!

Dizberg: Donuts!

Zatoichi: BHOP?

Priest: It is a place of Benson, pancakes, and god!

Dizberg: Hey, an OuroborosDonuts stand in BHOP!

Han: No really, WHY IS THERE A BHOP IN SHOSHONE COUNTRY?

Benson: AND WHY IS THERE A DONUT STAND IN A BHOP?

Dizberg: Because Ouroboros says so.

(Everyone eats donuts, except Benson and Han, who eat donut-flavored pancakes. Emmzeed eats donuts and donut-flavored pancakes.)

Benson: WHAT IS WITH THE DONUTS AND DONUT-FLAVORED PANCAKES!?!

Adam: They are yummy, of course.

(Benson fires manager)

(Arrows fly through a window, and hit Dizberg)

Han: I knew a BHOP in Shoshone country was a bad idea. The Shoshone want their land.

Dizberg: Ow!

(Engelsfair dresses Dizberg's wound with communism pamphlets. Supwealuhop tries to stop him.)

Supwealuhop: No no no. Communism is not a way to heal a wound! Use CURRY POWDER!

Shamus: No no no ya fools! Ya use a good bott'le o' scotch!

Adam: You know, there was an official vote on whether donuts should be in BHOP. Donuts won.

Nikita: Han, why don't you save us by shooting first outside?

Han: They shot first. Damn you, George Lucas! And these are Native Americans. They shoot arrows. The shooting first thing only applies to guns.

Nikita: Well then, shoot first!

(Nikita gets shot with a gun, and is just injured.)

Han: Damn it!

Adam: QVFD guns are useful against these weak guys.

Emmzeed: I have an axe.

Shoshone Chief Braycat: You have taken our land, and we shall kill you all to get it back.

(Adam shoots his QVFD gun at Braycat, knocking Braycat out)

Adam: QVFD in a BHOP!

Benson: GET...OUT...OF...MY...BHOP...YOU...FILTHY...INDIANS!!!!!

Shoshone woman Keira: You are all the same!

(Keira shoots Adam and Benson with arrows)

Keira: QVFD DENIED!

Engelsfair: I will let you Indians live if you become Communists.

Han: Die!

(Han shoots all the Indians. Keira and Braycat get away.)

(Engelsfair dresses wounds on Adam and Benson WITH COMMUNISM!)

Engelsfair: COMMUNISM!

Keira: We'll be back!

Braycat: Han, you will die for this.

(Corsaire sails in with his clipper.)

Corsaire: By order of the monarchy I hereby annex this land to France!

Braycat: But this is our land!

Corsaire: Not anymore it's not!

(Corsaire gets back on his ship. He backs it up, running over Braycat's horse.)

Braycat: MY HORSE!!

Nikita: Who cares. He ran over Benson's car, not to mention mine as well.

Braycat: YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT YOUR FUR COATS, SCUM!

Engelsfair: Let us all team up, so we can stop Rene and bring peace and Communism around the world.

Han: Forget about the Communism, Engelsfair.

(Keira burns French flag, thereby giving the land back to the Shoshone.)

Braycat: For peace.

Han: For the Army.

Nikita: For the ring.

Engelsfair: For Communism.

(Han punches Engelsfair.)

Adam and Dizberg: For Ouroboros.

Indy: For Contents.

Benson: FOR BENSON.

Priest: For God.

Supwealuhop: For curry powder.

Shandion: For Garm.

Shamus: For a scotch.

n00b: F0R 1337 Powuh!

Han: Today, we start an alliance. A rebel alliance.

Dizberg: THE OUROBOROS ALLIANCE!

Indy: THE CONTENTS ALLIANCE!

Benson: THE BENSON ALLIANCE!

Adam: THE OUROBOROS ALLIANCE!

Emmzed: THE LUMBERJACK ALLIANCE!

Keira: THE INDIAN ALLIANCE!

Engelsfair: THE COMMUNIST ALLIANCE!!

Han: Just call it whatever you want.

All: Yay!

Dizberg: Use Ouroboros Soap and eat at OuroborosDonuts!

(Fade out to credits.)

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