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edit Episode #58: Indian Alliance
(Start outside the bar.)
Han: Lets get a plane!
Indy: Let's just hope the plane isn't filled with snakes.
Benson: BENSON ON A PLANE WITH SNAKES!
Dizberg: Snakes on a plane!
Adam: Canadian Superweapon Planes with Snakes!
(Everyone gets on a Canadian Superweapon Plane)
Nikita: Oh noes, it has a snake!
Dizberg: Ouroboros on a plane!
Han: I'll fly it.
(A few hours later...)
Dizberg: Whre are we?
Han: I think we are over Shoshone Country.
(A few minutes later, a clipper smashes into the plane)
Corsaire: I hereby annex this plane to France!
Benson: BENSON TELLS YOU TO STOP DOING THIS, RENE!
(Han throws grenade on to the clipper ship, ship fails to asplode)
Han: Darn it, a dud!
(The plane crashes in what appears to be a pancake house.)
Benson: YAY, A BHOP!!!! BENSON OWNS THE CHAIN!
Han: At least Dizberg and Adam can stop asking for donuts. And why is there a BHOP in the middle of Shoshone country?
Priest: It is a place of Benson, pancakes, and god!
Dizberg: Hey, an OuroborosDonuts stand in BHOP!
Han: No really, WHY IS THERE A BHOP IN SHOSHONE COUNTRY?
Benson: AND WHY IS THERE A DONUT STAND IN A BHOP?
Dizberg: Because Ouroboros says so.
(Everyone eats donuts, except Benson and Han, who eat donut-flavored pancakes. Emmzeed eats donuts and donut-flavored pancakes.)
Benson: WHAT IS WITH THE DONUTS AND DONUT-FLAVORED PANCAKES!?!
Adam: They are yummy, of course.
(Benson fires manager)
(Arrows fly through a window, and hit Dizberg)
Han: I knew a BHOP in Shoshone country was a bad idea. The Shoshone want their land.
(Engelsfair dresses Dizberg's wound with communism pamphlets. Supwealuhop tries to stop him.)
Supwealuhop: No no no. Communism is not a way to heal a wound! Use CURRY POWDER!
Shamus: No no no ya fools! Ya use a good bott'le o' scotch!
Adam: You know, there was an official vote on whether donuts should be in BHOP. Donuts won.
Nikita: Han, why don't you save us by shooting first outside?
Han: They shot first. Damn you, George Lucas! And these are Native Americans. They shoot arrows. The shooting first thing only applies to guns.
Nikita: Well then, shoot first!
(Nikita gets shot with a gun, and is just injured.)
Han: Damn it!
Adam: QVFD guns are useful against these weak guys.
Emmzeed: I have an axe.
Shoshone Chief Braycat: You have taken our land, and we shall kill you all to get it back.
(Adam shoots his QVFD gun at Braycat, knocking Braycat out)
Adam: QVFD in a BHOP!
Shoshone woman Keira: You are all the same!
(Keira shoots Adam and Benson with arrows)
Keira: QVFD DENIED!
Engelsfair: I will let you Indians live if you become Communists.
(Han shoots all the Indians. Keira and Braycat get away.)
(Engelsfair dresses wounds on Adam and Benson WITH COMMUNISM!)
Keira: We'll be back!
Braycat: Han, you will die for this.
(Corsaire sails in with his clipper.)
Corsaire: By order of the monarchy I hereby annex this land to France!
Braycat: But this is our land!
Corsaire: Not anymore it's not!
(Corsaire gets back on his ship. He backs it up, running over Braycat's horse.)
Braycat: MY HORSE!!
Nikita: Who cares. He ran over Benson's car, not to mention mine as well.
Braycat: YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT YOUR FUR COATS, SCUM!
Engelsfair: Let us all team up, so we can stop Rene and bring peace and Communism around the world.
Han: Forget about the Communism, Engelsfair.
(Keira burns French flag, thereby giving the land back to the Shoshone.)
Braycat: For peace.
Han: For the Army.
Nikita: For the ring.
Engelsfair: For Communism.
(Han punches Engelsfair.)
Adam and Dizberg: For Ouroboros.
Indy: For Contents.
Benson: FOR BENSON.
Priest: For God.
Supwealuhop: For curry powder.
Shandion: For Garm.
Shamus: For a scotch.
n00b: F0R 1337 Powuh!
Han: Today, we start an alliance. A rebel alliance.
Dizberg: THE OUROBOROS ALLIANCE!
Indy: THE CONTENTS ALLIANCE!
Benson: THE BENSON ALLIANCE!
Adam: THE OUROBOROS ALLIANCE!
Emmzed: THE LUMBERJACK ALLIANCE!
Keira: THE INDIAN ALLIANCE!
Engelsfair: THE COMMUNIST ALLIANCE!!
Han: Just call it whatever you want.
Dizberg: Use Ouroboros Soap and eat at OuroborosDonuts!
(Fade out to credits.)