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(Jericho, Kansas)

The Baron: Oh, what will I do now?

Uncyclop: You are going to kill the Stranger.

The Baron: Cool. (TeLePoRtS To ArEa 51)

The Stranger: Now I shall destroy the seventh wall!

The Baron: You already destroyed the sixth?

The Stranger: Not yet.

The Baron: Oh.

The Stranger: Once I destroy the sixth, the world will be more stranger than ever!

The Baron: Great.

The Stranger: By the way, here comes my band now!

(The EV9LVERS walk in.)

The Baron: I thought nobody cared about them.

EV9LVER: That's because we don't get paid much

The Baron: Kay. (Shoots the EV9LVER dead.)

EV9LVER 2: Holy hell! Don't shoot me!

The Baron: (Shoots EV9LVER 2.)

The Stranger: Oh no! (Kicks the Baron in the balls)

The Baron: (Drops his gun and faints.)

The Stranger: Ha ha ha!

The Baron: (Reaches for the gun.)

The Stranger: (Steps on the gun making it shoot EV9LVER 3)

EV9LVER 3: Holy sh- (Explodes)

The Stranger: Now you will get hostaged!

(Cut to a random dungeon)

The Baron: Now I will never save the world.

Supwealuhop: Yo!

The Baron: Yo yo.

Supwealuhop: I can give you a marble if you can do something creative with it.

The Baron: I can.

Supwealuhop: (Gives the Baron the marble)

The Baron: (Swallows the marble.) This tastes like crap. Got any more?

(Cut to the sixth wall up there.)

The Stranger: (Smashes the wall with a hammer.) Geez, who built this wall? (Takes a C4 and plants it on the wall.)

(Cut back to the dungeon.)

The Baron: (Uses static electricity that came from the plush carpet to connect the three marbles.)

Supwealuhop: What will this do?

The Baron: It's actually quite cool. (Throws a marble towards the keys. The keys magnetize with a marble and the bars of the dungeon cage magnetize with another marble. Static electricity pulls all three marbles with the keys back to the dungeon cage.) Woohoo! It worked. I got the keys!

Supwealuhop: OMGWTFBBQ? (He explodes of leetness.)

(Cut to the sixth wall up there.)

The Stranger: It's breaking!

The Baron: Not so... Strangerlily, Stranger! (Throws a sword at The Stranger, but instead, Sensei gets hit. Dead.) Of course! Everyone must be dead before the show ends!

(Credits rock and roll)

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