User:High Gen. Grue/IRC

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Now everybody. Everybody loves IRC. It's a place you can have laughter and happiness. I learned that this can quickly change. Below is a discription of an incident at IRC, making fun of my PC, which escalated into somthing rather... bad.

edit Important users

  • HanSolo - Me. The owner of the worst computer ever. Windows 98... Internet Explorer... CGI IRC. It sucks. Then people exploited this. Founder of the Grue Army. (Seen here)
  • Ceridwyn - Ceridwyn was on IRC at the time of this incident. Ceridwyn started Comma Brigade (Seen Here). Was trying to keep the peace in IRC, but it just wasn't enough for these idiots to stop acting like twits.
  • UNKNOWNFILE - UNKNOWNFILE. Is actually helpful on Uncyclopedia. Hates 2005cruft. UNKNOWNFILE is to me, a troll, a helpful troll. But he just loves to try hit my breaking point.
  • spaz - Spaz, was once my friend. His comments about me further pushed me into this flamewar. The first to apologise, and it was accepted.
  • runatrain - Runatrain, a minor person, became a problem with his comments of Germans.
  • Note:The IRC quotes may not be dead-straight on what was said. But they're pretty damn close.

edit Part I:From Memory to War

My computer, it just plain sucks. My laptop, also just plain sucks, and is broken. My PC uses Windows 98, although it is a fair PC, not giving me problems that much. My comment:

<HanSolo> So that's why my PC has problems.

People already knew about my Windows. It wasn't 98 that was my problem... it was the low memory of my computer. But people presumed, it was 98. The conflict started.

edit Part II:Dragging in the Army

Now, as you know, I started the Grue Army. UNKOWNFILE and spaz exploited this. For example...

<UNKNOWNFILE> The Army is supplied with WW-II era tanks.

THAT got me riled up. I never wanted the grue Army dragged into this. I loved my troops like family. But then, they made more jokes about the Grue Army's "weaponry", like German launchers and WW-II rifles. Then runatrain logged on to IRC. He said..

<runatrain> U-boats are pretty obsolete

Then I said...

<HanSolo> Aren't U-boats German?

That one line... started the worst part of the flamewar.

edit Part III:Axis and Allies

Of the things I hate, the Nazi party was one of the things I hated most. The U-boat comment drove the flamers insane.

<spaz> "HanSolo is a nazi!"

I hate Nazis...

<HanSolo> Six million people were killed... all because of one man's beliefs.

Then, they compared me to Adolph hitler.

<spaz> HanSolo is RACIST/HATES JEWS!

Another thing I hate, is racism. I've said it numerous times.

I hate Racism.

That, was obviously a problem. Racism. It's discrimiation agains one race because of their beliefs, or how they look. I believe all people should be treated the same. I then left IRC for a few minutes.

edit Part IV:Welcome back... =

<UNKNOWNFILE> welcome back

The first line when I came back. The HAN IS A NAZI suff continued.

Then, Ceridwyn came in.

Ceridwyn, tried to stop this flaming. She became a hero in my eyes after this. Unfortunatley, this would never work. The comments continued. Ceridwyn left, frustrated. I followed. Never coming back. Then I started writing this very page...

edit Conclusion

The internet. It can change many things. These inconsiderate jerks are like, well. People driving while talking on their cell phone (jerks). Likewise, they alqays hit somthing, doing damage. They always annoy people. Some people are heroes, and try to stop these things, but it may never work.

Signed, --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:03, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Next lecture, class.

UNKNOWNFILE's idiocy, part two

Special User Comment: HanSolo...Calm The Fuck Down.--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 05:39, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
I'm FUCKING CALM ALREADY! /me squeezes a stress ball --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 06:00, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

You are a sad sad little man HanSolo -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:11, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Meh, IRC can make tensions run high for some reason, so shut up Olipro :/ --SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 19:48, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
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