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Attention! All troops! We have our first promotion! Starnestommy has redeemed himself of (some) of his blocks by beating the crap out of (reverting) many, MANY stupid edits. Just check his contribs!

He gets bonus points for helping Wikipedia.

If you would like to be promoted, please send me a list of good deeds (or your contribs list), and I, a sysop, or other users verify them. If you do anything bad, a Sysop or User can report it here. Also, I need to have another troop verify mine if I send a list in.

Also, a new Squadron will be added tomorrow. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Stardate log: This report is about well, reports. Any user can add a report, it can be from Sockpuppets to watch for to a problem to be helped with (which can be helpful to members of the new Yellow Squadron). Don't be shy! IPs may also use the report section. DO NOT VANDALISE THE REPORT AREA. If you do, we will come upon you with the wrath of a thousand Sysops. Also, if you are a member of The Grue Army, you should check this page once in a while in case a special report appears. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

I have a report to make. User:Mr. Krabs is a major vandal. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 01:47, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Mr. Krabs was blocked right before my placement of the report. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 01:49, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Good job soldier! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Another report: User:Prinz Eugen is a vandal. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 02:28, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

You don't need to put a report about *every* vandal. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
Ok Sir! User:Uncyclopedian/sig 02:31, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Welcomed User:KittenKothika, reported one or two IPs, reverted Xbox 360 about four times before getting the IP banned. Helped a user find the forums. This was a few days ago, I think. But I have earned more plusses.--Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 11:42, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

  • AHEM* Don't add stuff you did here, first times are actually OK, but send them to me or sombody else's talk page.

Reported an IP to Ban Patrol. PREPARE FOR ED INVASION!!! Encyclopedia Dramatica was huffed for good (thanks to a non-existent DDoS Attack), I think that they will now try to huff our website. Prepare for Battle!! Capercorn 03:19, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

SPECIAL REPORT Capercorn is right. Prepare yourselfs in case an outbreak of trools attack. Get ready for full-scale war against vandals and trolls. Get your weapons (Guns, keyboard, bombs, BRAIN) ready. DO NOT ASSUME THIS WILL HAPPEN. This is only a possibility. Mourn the loss of ED. They loved their wiki as we love ours. Now, continue what you were doing before. DO NOT BECOME HOSTILE to DRAMAICANS WANTING TO ADD USEFULL CONTENT. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
Exactly. Don't get mad - get even...--Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 09:56, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
Warning: User: has been making a huge amount of "Jeremy Bromhead is Gay" pages and vandalizing many pages by using that line. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 02:41, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Hooray! This IP is blocked(for the third time, I notice)! User:Uncyclopedian/sig
This IP has been infini-blocked. We won't have any problem with it again. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

Report-Uncyclopedian has stared a Grue Army base on his Userspace. He will be granted General of Peacekeeping Base, and shall have either a Combat Honor Medal, or a Medal of Vigilance. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Thank you. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
You are welcome. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer}
Shouldn't he like, link to it, or something? --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 05:11, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
Try my Userpage. It's almost all about the Grue Army. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Found it. Here's another suggestion: instead of creating a whole bunch of little grue armies (ala the new "Peacekeeping Squad"), why not simply declare Uncyclopedian's branch the Blue Squadron's HQ? That's what it's about, after all. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 04:49, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Good Idea! Though it must pass through Uncyclopedian. Also, nobody is ON Blue Squadron... for now. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
Very good idea. I am letting it go through. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

Welcomed two users, reverted a blanking on Gay Darth Vader, crap though it is. Sorry. "Was". --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:05, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Three-fourths of the way there Fluffy... -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

To where? And how many more do I require?--Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:09, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

You need five more plusees to be a Covert Ops. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Then two thirds. And I just welcomed another user. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:15, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

And another. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:21, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm on IRC right now, BTW. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:19, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Ask them why i'm banned. I WOULD be there, but I was banned without warning. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

55+? What? --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:33, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

A "5" is five pluses.

I've earned everal more. There was a blanking war with an IP over David, and I welcomed tons of new users. I think I've gotten up to Covert Ops. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 13:03, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Reporting (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits), a page blanker and vandalizer. He blanked my user page and talk page! User:Uncyclopedian/sig 16:07, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

He is blocked now, infinitely. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 16:08, 5 May 2007 (UTC) (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) keeps replacing the Jesus H. Christ page with fact. --General Insineratehymn 16:50, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Myself and Insinerate keep taking him down, I reported him on BP. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:51, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Olipro got him forever. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:48, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

ATTENTION:Somethingrabbi is trolling Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol‎. Grues needed.--Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 21:58, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Dealt with by Mordillo/me/Starnes/NeedABrain, infinite block by Sannse. –—Hv (talk) 5/05 22:11

Do I get my plusses, or no? I wish to be promoted. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 23:16, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

ATTENTION My computer is having problems, so my time here will be cut for a while. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

User:Moocow2 has vandalized several pages, and has just been reported. TWICE. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:42, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

  • ANNOUNCEMENT If you look below the Report section, you will see the User Help Section. I've added a few tips, and if you would like, add your own tips. This will help users in Yellow Squadron. I will be adding an S.O.S sub-section, for new users that need help to add their names so a member van help them. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Uncyclpedian vs. TKF... DING DING! (Promotion Squabble)

I think i am in love with Oli's welcoming script, as I welcomed 21 people today. Also reported a Metropolis sock, put an article on VFD and put another handful on QVFD, as usual. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:24, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

You are now a SpecOp. (Covert Ops). --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:33, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

I threw a bit on QVFD yesterday. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

SpecOp'd --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:42, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Just added a load today as well. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
SpecO... er... three + marks! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:45, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
Just added my last 5 QVFDs for the day. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 03:53, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Make that six more... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:57, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Welcomed 5 buggers in under 5 minutes. Also helped a n00b on learning how to use his Namespace --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:01, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Tkh:you are a tank. A TANK. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:33, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Reverted vandalism, reported vandal IP. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 01:39, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Three, minus one for welcoming an IP. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:40, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

RV'd vandalism on Atlantis, put 2 articles on VFD, threw a CRP on QVFD, and welcomed some more people. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:41, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Plus 5. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:42, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Reverted Chuck-related stupidity, added stuff to QVFD. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 01:51, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Plus four. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:54, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Welcomed new user, and added an item to QVFD. I know this is getting extreme with the requests. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 02:17, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Added another two items to QVFD. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

Two can play this game, Uncyclopedian. Welcomed about 4 more people, edited the shittery out of Hiroshima and put some more stuff on QVFD. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:41, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Reverted junk edit. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
ICU'd an article, threw two more on QVFD. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:44, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Added another to QVFD. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
REJECTED your QVFD by ICUing it. Voted on 3 VFD entries. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:45, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Reverted vandalism on the Binary article and the On This Day thing. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:49, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
You are now a Private. Nice. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:50, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
OH SHIT Anyway, this better not go against the wishes of Blue Squadron. also, Uncyclopedian is still winning --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:48, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Added another to QVFD. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 02:50, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Added two more to QVFD, including a broken redirect. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 02:55, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Where do you keep finding QVFD articles? Anyway, welcomed another guy just as I was about to give up and accept there was simply no more vandalism to undo. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:56, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Plus six. Why? Double Redirects are a pain in the ass. TKF:Plus two, and you need 60 more plusses for next rank. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:58, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Three more on QVFD, including 2 double redirects --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:58, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Threw another piece of junk on QVFD. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 03:01, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Added a stupid thing to QVFD. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 02:59, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
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