User:High Gen. Grue

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If you do not play Grueslayer, I will choke you, Homer Simpson style.

If YOU see or are part of a Major flamewar, tell me, and I'll have all wariors go to my Talk page. I will give my time to keep the flamewars from becoming ban-worthy. Aboutface! At ease, Soldier!

Grue Jammy Grue Jammy

Urban Dead This user looted Caiger Mall

S/he spent 20 Action Points searching.
All s/he found was this lousy template.
Caiger Mall was then attacked and Ransacked by Zombies.

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8 years, 11 months and 14 days.

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Commander of the Grue Army

High Gen. Grue
Real Name:Gen. Han Solo
Gender: Male
Member since: I forget.
Weight/Mass: Less than 200 pounds
Occupation: High General, IRC surgeon
Favourite Article Game: Game:Grueslayer
Favorite article: Stephen Hawking ran over my cat
Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Euroipods
IRC name(s): HighGenGrue, HanSolo
Weapon of Choice: Chaingun/Pump-Action shotgun/Rifle/CHAINSAW THAT IS ON FIRE/Non-Lethal but VERY PAINFUL Riot gun.
Stupidest Action: Feeding a troll.
Infobox ripped off legally taken from AAA!

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About Me


This is me.

Hello. You probably think I am always a grue. But you would be an imbecile. I am actually Han Solo, who drank a pial of Morpheous, made by Rebellion workers. Now, when I want to be a grue, I am. I have cats, which I don't huff (Other Cats:Yes). Now that THAT is done, more stuff. I have beaten Uncy's Zork AND the real Zork. I am currently a Star Wars fanboy, and any snickering will earn you death.

My contributions

TYATU backups
Note: These may be made by other people

Useless boxes that I like to use

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Grue Army

Welcolme to the page of the Grue Commander, <insert name here>, and please, don't get eaten by A Grue soldier. add yourself if you want.

Members of the Army

These devoted users protect Uncyclopedia, with Honor, Bravery, and Vigilance. They have read the Code of War, and as they gained the knowledge, they pass it on to the next users, who will pass it on to the next, as my mentors had done long ago.

Unsoc Gruearmy

The Grue Army's General with UNSOC's first Preimer Party Member



  • Domo Kun





Covert Ops




Special Ranks

Mechanized Assault Squad

What is the Grue Army?

The Grue Army is a Dedicate Group of Soldiers (Your rank, whatever) trying to eradicate vandalism, break up flame wars that aren't on BHOP, among other things, such as helping other users. Note:If you need help from us, consult any members, listed above.

Recruitment Stations

Grue fortresses, bases, bunkers...

If you joined, and want to make a base on your userspace, go ahead. IF YOU WANT, i'm not saying you should.

Don't Die!

Entrance of Grue Base

It is dark. You see these words on a plaque: This base is owned by Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines. Would you like to go to the barracks or High General Grue's office?Grue Jammy

My to-do list...

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